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The $2.79 support, that 0.5 Fibonacci relic, has been tested with the persistence of a mosquito in summer. A rebound here would be a small victory, though one must wonder if the market’s “bullish momentum” is merely the tail wagging of a dog with no leash. Should this level falter, the stage is set for a grander tragedy at $2.58, where the 0.618 retracement waits like a vulture in a stock market. Traders, ever the optimists, cling to these threads of hope, as if Fibonacci himself would personally intervene. 🪓

Oh, the quiet revolution of numbers! 🧠💸 In the shadow of SIBOS 2025, Visa and Circle, those modern-day alchemists, have brewed a potion of USDC and EURC, turning cold cash into digital dreams. Behold, the pilot program-where banks and businesses, like weary travelers, now pre-fund their journeys with stablecoins, freeing up working capital as if … Read more

With hundreds of millions of users, substantial financial resources, and an increasing amount of Bitcoin, this entity is experiencing significant growth. Could its profits eventually surpass those of industry giants like Saudi Aramco? Let’s take a closer look.

This computational brawn isn’t just showy muscle; it’s armor plating for the digital kingdom. Hackers, beware: the gates are now guarded by more power than a thousand solar flares. Unless you’ve got a time machine and a death wish, forget about breaching this fortress.

Tether’s USDT leads with $19.6B in net inflows, followed by USDC and USDe. 🐷💎

Our trusty on-chain oracles and the mystical charts nod approvingly, whispering sweet promises of continued bullish merriment. Yet, dear reader, beware! All that glitters is not staked gold; there lurks a catch as sneaky as a tax collector at Easter.

In its formal missive dated September 29 (for those keeping track of such thrilling details), the SEC’s Division of Corporation Finance decided, after some thoughtful deliberation, that it wouldn’t be chasing down DoubleZero with any enforcement action. Phew, right? Talk about a near miss! 🎯

Yet, the crypto asset remains entangled in the snares of bearish divergences, a cruel joke that delays the eagerly anticipated Wave 3 breakout, a promise as elusive as a mirage in the desert.

Henley & Partners, that paragon of financial wisdom, and industry trackers, who likely count their own wallets, have crowned Singapore as the #1 crypto kingdom. Meanwhile, the UAE, with its zero-tax sorcery, boasts ownership rates that would make a medieval alchemist weep with envy 🧙‍♂️.

Iranians, gather around! Your stalwart Central Bank’s High Council unleashed their capricious decree on Sept. 27, throwing the Iranian rial into the shade of a record low-1,136,500 rials per altruistic US dollar. Enter international sanctions, stage left!