According to the latest gossip (read: reports), the fund is managed by AgioFunds TFI SA, a name that sounds like it belongs to a group of penguins in pinstripes. Their trick? They trade BTC futures on the CME, because nothing says “financial innovation” like trading contracts based on contracts. 🏛️
ETH has been kicking it above $4,000 for over a week now, and the bullish crowd is loving it! 🐂 Coinglass’ latest (and quite dramatic) ETH exchange liquidation map could win an Emmy! It shows lots of long positions hanging out between $3,945 and $4,200, nervously tapping their toes. If Ethereum dares to dip into this area, it might just trigger a liquidation party where everyone’s invited-but you bring the snacks! More sell orders could pour in than a family Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong!
But lo! The community buzzes with inquiries: Can MYX sustain this joyous momentum, or shall it tumble down like Icarus into the depths of despair? 🦅
530 million ADA sold by whales in the last 48 hours!
During a recent parley with Fox Business, Armstrong didn’t mince words. He confirmed Coinbase’s grand plan to become a financial Swiss Army knife: payments, credit cards, rewards-all tattooed with crypto’s unmistakable signature.
Because nothing says “trust” like a stock ticker that’s just a random combination of letters. BTGO? Sounds like a tech startup that sells… something. 🤔
It appears the long-anticipated MetaMask token, as spoken of by our esteemed CEO Lubin, might manifest into the earthly realm sooner than the Delphic utterances of soothsayers might have Leto believe. Lubin, in a recent sojourn, suggested that the token might escape its digital cocoon imminently, as if he conjured the star’s alignment shifted, heralding an epoch of decentralization for the hallowed Ethereum wallet.
Now, analysts-those wise sages who seem to predict everything, sometimes right, often wrong-are telling us that Toncoin’s bullish setup is still “intact.” Yes, that $2.75 support level is supposedly solid. A fortress. A veritable castle built with the finest technical analysis (or maybe it’s just a little hope). If this $2.75 level holds, the foundation is set. A secure bottom? Surely. But then again, what do we know about bottoms in this fickle market? Traders, feeling confident (or desperate), are looking long. With risks “limited,” they say, at least in the near term. Who am I to argue with that kind of certainty?
Flowdesk, whose client list reads like a who’s who of crypto royalty (token issuers, hedge funds, exchanges-you name it), will be supporting trading and reward programs for both stablecoins. Because who doesn’t love a good reward program? It’s like getting a sticker for good behavior, but make it blockchain. 🌟💰
In a missive posted on the platform X, Hyperliquid proclaimed with a wink and a nod, “By the clamor of the masses, thou mayest now long or short $ASTER with up to 3x leverage. Yet heed this warning, dear trader: low liquidity lurks, volatility reigns, and liquidation’s specter looms large.” 🦈
