Africa’s Blockchain Trade Revolution: What’s Really Coming in 2035?

Unveiled this Monday, the Africa Digital Access and Public Infrastructure for Trade (ADAPT) is set to revolutionize the continent’s economic landscape. Described as an open-source public network (you know, for the people), ADAPT promises to facilitate cross-border payments using stablecoins, and to securely store digital trade documents. Oh, and did I mention that it will also serve as a digital identity hub? Fancy stuff, right?

XRP: ETF Hype vs. Price Crash 🤯

We’re here to unpack this, because frankly, it’s baffling. Let’s dive into the latest happenings around this cross-border token and the company that birthed it, Ripple Labs.

Bitcoin’s Wobble: A Fleeting Chill? 🥶

The descent of Bitcoin below that arbitrary figure of ninety thousand, it seems, is a confluence of many small, yet potent, currents. There is talk of “whales” – those immense holders of the digital coin – shifting their fortunes, and of a certain…thinning of the buying spirit. And, of course, the ever-present winds of ‘macro’ uncertainty, a phrase which simply means that those in positions of power have grown anxious and their anxieties spread like a poorly contained rumour.

XRP ETF So Wild It Might Create New Universe 🚀💸

XRPM will proudly flaunt its presence on the Cboe BZX Exchange, CUSIP 032108375 (pretend you understand what that means), with a reported $750,000 net asset size, 30,000 shares outstanding, and a total expense ratio of 0.75%. Because 75 basis points is, by all definitions, reasonable-for a fund that’s basically a rocket ship wearing a straitjacket.

🚀 Solana ETFs Blast Off, DOGE ETF Barks at the Moon! 🚀

The VanEck Solana ETF (VSOL) moseyed into town on Monday, joining the likes of Bitwise and Grayscale, who’ve already staked their claims late in October. Together, they’ve lassoed over $380 million in inflows, proving that even in the Wild West of crypto, there’s gold in them thar blockchains.

Trump Pardons CZ – Coincidence or Crypto Conspiracy? 🔥💸

Enter: World Liberty Financial. Not to be confused with a circus, though one might be forgiven for the mistake. This noble venture – proudly backed by the Trump dynasty, because why not? – launched a stablecoin called USD1, presumably because “Trump Bucks” sounded too honest.

Bitcoin’s Social Circus: Panic or Profit? 🎪💰

Bitcoin Social Dominance Chart

According to the wise soothsayers at Santiment, the chatter on social media has grown as concentrated as a shot of vodka in a Russian winter. The Social Dominance metric, that curious barometer of online obsession, measures the percentage of crypto-related babble dedicated to a single asset. And lo, Bitcoin has claimed its throne, with 36.4% of all discussions swirling around its volatile crown. 👑