But alas, as the coin reached a three-week high, the long-term holders, those crafty old foxes, decided it was time to scurry away with their tails between their legs. Selling, selling, selling-like a pack of squirrels hoarding acorns for the apocalypse! 🦊💨
In a manner as breezy as a sop at the Drones Club, Chainalysis announced their new automatic token support, proudly embracing fungible tokens (like those swelled-up IOUs), dashing non-fungible tokens of the XLS-20 variety, and the ever-multipurpose MPTs-those chaps who dress up in Ethereum’s famed ERC-1155 costumes for fancy soirées. This update means a veritable menagerie of assets on the XRP Ledger now have a dedicated bodyguard, or at least someone to keep an eye out for hooligans.
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Strive, Inc. is about to take its rightful place on the Nasdaq under the snazzy ticker ASST. And guess what? The investors are feeling *pretty* good about it. A little after announcement magic happened-Asset Entities’ stock jumped a sweet 52%. That’s right, 52%! So go ahead and thank them for your next possible vacation fund.
The spotlight burns bright on MYX, and with it comes the whispers of analysts predicting a rug pull. 🤡 “Did anyone see that coming?” tweets REOMI, as if the crypto world isn’t already a circus of surprises. 🤹♂️
Wrong. If you’ve been around this block, you know these wild parties usually end with a hangover – aka a pullback or some profit-taking. For those clutching their PUMP tokens with white knuckles, the big question is: can this rollercoaster stay above one fateful level when the dip inevitably crashes the party?
Guess what? The U.S. House just told the Treasury to report on creating a “strategic Bitcoin reserve” (SBR). Because nothing screams “fiscal responsibility” like betting the national piggy bank on a asset that could crash faster than my dating life.
When big holders-affectionately called whales, mainly because they’re enormous and sometimes hard to spot-start moving their tokens off exchanges into cold storage (aka digital Fort Knox), it generally means they’re tucking their treasures away safe and sound. This glorious act of hoarding reduces the tokens available for instant sale, which is a fancy way of saying, “There’s less dog food on the table, so prices could just wag their way north.” Price hikes can be triggered by even the tiniest sniff of demand.
This little filing is like the moment someone asks, “Can we list HBAR on Nasdaq?”-all contingent on Nasdaq giving the green light after a rule-change shuffle that sounds like the SEC trying to do the hokey pokey.
Apparently, Ripple [XRP] is banging its head against the $3 resistance like it’s trying to get into a trendy nightclub. “Hey, let me in!”
On a tempestuous Tuesday, the Shiba Inu cabal revealed that the protracted saga of LEASH v2’s migration was nearly at hand, finally blessed by the cryptic nod of Hexens, the cybernetic gatekeepers who signed off on this fresh token and its migration contract without so much as a raised eyebrow.
