Michael Saylor Goes All-In on Bitcoin: Will BTC Stage a Comeback or Crash? 🚀💥

Meanwhile, BTC is currently trading at $93,500, which is either a steal or a trapdoor depending on your caffeine intake. And MSTR stock? It’s currently plummeting faster than a poorly timed TikTok dance. Down 2.28% in pre-market trading-because nothing says “confidence” like a stock price that looks like it’s been hit by a bear market piñata. 🐻💣

🐳 OG Whales Splash Crypto Market: Is It a Dip or a Dive? 🌊

But fear not, dear spectators! Some clever clowns-er, analysts-say this volatility is just short-term holders panicking like they’ve seen a ghost 👻 and long-term holders playing a game of musical chairs. 🎶 As the big-top institutions and patient pachyderms (long-term holders) keep the show running, prices are bound to soar higher than a cannonball act. 🚀

Bitcoin’s Great Feast: Almost All Coins Earned, Still No Cake

Ah, the inevitable question – will scarcity ignite a fire that no water can quell? The short answer, much like most human endeavors, is complicated. The supply of Bitcoin retards its pace, halving every now and then-a schedule as relentless as fate-causing the issuance to slow, not abruptly disappear. It is not a sudden famine, but a slow, grudging withdrawal. A century still stands between us and the last satoshi, that tiny, nearly insignificant fragment of a coin, which will drift into the world around 2140. The market, however, has grown weary of the headline that nearly all has been mined; no, dear reader, it is no more a story about impending scarcity than it is about the patience of saints. 😴

Warren Buffett Disses Bitcoin? Robert Kiyosaki Settles the Score with a Little Texan Sass

To make things more interesting, while Buffett’s busy passing the CEO baton to Greg Abel – a move as predictable as sunrise – folks keep yappin’ about Bitcoin like it’s some wild stallion runnin’ loose. These old comments about Bitcoin? They’ve been around longer than the Mississippi, but they still stir up a mighty fuss whenever folks talk shop about that particular shiny object. 🎩