Shiba Inu’s [SHIB] price has been treading water above the critical demand zone at $0.000012 since mid-August, a period marked by the quiet but steady accumulation by the whales. Oh, the irony! While the little fish scurry about, the big ones quietly feast on the bounty. 🐟🐳
On September 5th, S&P Dow Jones Indices had a bit of a shuffling spree, announcing that Applovin (Nasdaq: APP), Robinhood Markets (Nasdaq: HOOD), and Emcor Group (NYSE: EME) were getting golden tickets to the S&P 500 party, effective September 22nd. This involved booting out Marketaxess Holdings, Caesars Entertainment… and, ouch, Enphase Energy. The official word? To keep things aligned with the huge, lumbering beast that is the US large-cap equity market. You know, making sure everything’s *just so*.
Finance Ministry official Alexey Yakovlev, the self-proclaimed savior of the masses, posits that the government must reduce income and asset thresholds, which currently function as a fortress, accessible only to the wealthiest. RBC and Interfax, ever the diligent scribes, report this noble endeavor. 🧠
The newly merged entity, to be known as StablecoinX Inc., is set to hold a jaw-dropping 3 billion ENA tokens, the native token of the Ethena protocol. Imagine that! It’s like having a treasure chest full of digital gold, but instead of pirates, we have blockchain enthusiasts and tech wizards. 🏴☠️💻
Turns out, it’s because of this pathetic August jobs report where they only managed to add 22,000 jobs. What a joke! They were expecting 75,000. What, did everyone decide to take a vacation? 🌞
Yes, the Shiba powers-that-be officially announced on X (the latest social media reincarnation meant to keep humans entertained) that SHIB can now be lent or borrowed on Folks Finance. Token holders, rejoice-or at least pretend to-as you can stash your coins to earn yields or use them as collateral across a variety of blockchain universes without needing a TARDIS.
But Schwartz, never one to miss out on a tiff, bounced onto the scene like a caffeinated Oompa Loompa. 👨🔬 He pointed his wizardly finger and declared: “XRP and Litecoin? Sure, they’re like two odd socks in a laundry basket. Both hope you’ll wear them, but only one doesn’t make your washing machine guzzle electricity.” Apparently, while Litecoin marches around flexing its proof-of-work muscles, XRP just sits back, sips lemonade, and lets the world spin on without burning a mountain of coal.
Once known only in the native wilds of Canada as Cypherpunk Holdings-a name which, admittedly, inspires as much terror as curiosity-the company has undergone a striking transformation. In the year of our Lord 2024, reborn as SOL Strategies under the steady hand of former Valkyrie CEO Miss Leah Wald, it discarded its once passive treasury ways for the far more vigorous pastime of full-throttle validator operations upon Solana. One wonders if cold storage ever felt so slighted! Diversifying rather ostentatiously, it procured nodes from such goodly merchants as Orangefin, Cogent Crypto, and Laine, whilst furnishing infrastructure for Pudgy Penguins and Solana Mobile. Quite the leap from treasuries clinging desperately to inertia as though it were a dear old friend.
It seems that August was merely a prelude to this grand awakening. Last month, 9,062 BTC shuffled out of ancient addresses like ghosts leaving an old mansion. And now, on September 4th, 2025, btcparser.com spotted 400 BTC, worth a staggering $44.22 million, rise from two wallets born in the summer of 2017-when Bitcoin traded at a mere $2,875 per coin. Oh, how times have changed! 😅
Mark well, dear reader, for but a day had passed since the mighty ADP, that New Jersey titan of human resources, did send bitcoin ( BTC) tumbling below $110K with its less-than-stellar private sector employment numbers. Lo and behold, the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) on Friday did deliver yet another blow, dragging the cryptocurrency back to $110K after it had briefly ascended to $113K earlier in the day. A tale of woe, indeed! 😢
