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Bitcoin danced above $113,000 on Friday, but the long wick on the candlestick screamed, “Bears are coming!” 🐻💸

You see, the very guts of Bitcoin mining infrastructure – cold racks, humming machines, and the endless thirst for power – now stand poised like a grinder’s wheel sharpening a blade, ready to slice through the dense fog of today’s tech chaos and shine bright in the AI dawn.

Bitcoin’s [BTC] hashrate is making headlines today after smashing through the 1 zetahash-per-second barrier-a feat so monumental it might as well come with its own parade. 🎉 Yet, while the network flexes its muscles like a crypto bodybuilder, the price action seems to be stuck in a sitcom rerun, failing to deliver the dramatic plot twist we all crave.

On the fifth day of September, 2025 (a day when absolutely nothing else historically significant happened), analysts-led with suspicious optimism by one Craig Siegenthaler-declared that the financial industry is sliding headfirst into the blockchain rabbit hole. Stocks, credit, real estate… all hopping onto digital ledgers. It’s almost as if someone shouted, “If it ain’t broke, stick it on chain and maybe break it for fun.”

On the grand stage of social chatter, a pundit of some renown-called Pumpius, as if born from the very act of inflating hopes!-issues his solemn decree to the faithful holders of XRP coins. “Hold fast!” he cries, “Though the tempest rages, and whispers of doom abound, resist the siren call of hasty sale.”

In a recent X post, the sage Berke Oktay observed that the coin persists above the support range between $0.2787-$0.3121, as if the market itself were a fickle lover, refusing to abandon its beloved. The chart, devoid of negative omens, reveals buyers valiantly defending this area, like knights in shining armor. 🛡️

Legend has it that Q4 in the post-halving year is Bitcoin’s time to shine – an encore that dazzled us in December 2017 after the 2016 halving and again in November 2021, when BTC flirted with $69,000 like it was showing off at a cosmic ball. The last halving? April 2024, naturally, so prepare your wallets and your nerves for Q4 2025’s grand finale.

The project’s pre-launch phase, which began on April 1-a date as ironic as its ambitions-has been a testament to the enduring human capacity for hope in the face of absurdity. The next price increase, a mere $0.00000059, promises to further enrich the coffers of its faithful, though one wonders if such riches will suffice to buy even a digital bone. 🐾

it involves a lot of zeros.

Breeden, bless her heart, believes this digital ménage à trois could unlock faster and cheaper cross-border transactions, not to mention the trading of tokenized securities. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in the City! 🥂