Warren Buffett Disses Bitcoin? Robert Kiyosaki Settles the Score with a Little Texan Sass

To make things more interesting, while Buffett’s busy passing the CEO baton to Greg Abel – a move as predictable as sunrise – folks keep yappin’ about Bitcoin like it’s some wild stallion runnin’ loose. These old comments about Bitcoin? They’ve been around longer than the Mississippi, but they still stir up a mighty fuss whenever folks talk shop about that particular shiny object. 🎩

Crypto Taxes: A Steinbeckian Saga of Woe and Woe-is-Me 😭💸

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Enter CoinLedger, a sheriff in this wild west, promis’n to tame the chaos. It’s got them fancy dashboards, quick imports, and tax reports slicker than a used-car salesman’s grin. 🕶️🤠 But does it hold up under the scorchin’ sun of scrutiny? Let’s mosey on and find out.

Crypto Chaos: Bulls Balk as Bitcoin Bumbles and Jokes Fly! 😂

The crypto market is having a bit of a temper tantrum-imagine a toddler in a toy shop, some coins splashed tears while others remain remarkably unfazed. Privacy coins like monero and zcash took a nosedive of more than 4%-poor things-while Bitcoin, Ether, Solana, and their pals bounced back like drunken sailors avoiding a storm from late Sunday. 🥴

Altcoins Surprise Everyone: TON, AVAX & LINK Are Flashing Bullish Signals-Are We Seriously Back in Business?

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Now, it’s just got to get past the $2.366 hurdle-either that or cave. Once it clears, a jump beyond $3 could be on the table, or at least that’s what everyone’s pretending to believe. The volume indicator (OBV) is chillin’ up top, while RSI is giving bullish divergences-basically telling us, “Hey, buy’s still got some juice.” But beware, sellers are on the ropes, so keep an eye on that interim resistance; it’s the brick wall standing in the way of more gains.

😱 Cardano Trader Turns $6M into Crypto Dust in Epic Fail Swap! 😱

Apparently, this long-term Cardano enthusiast thought it was a great idea to swap his ADA for some obscure stablecoin called USDA. 🌽 Yeah, not the corn, but close enough in terms of value. The result? He got 847,695 USDA tokens, which is basically the crypto equivalent of getting a participation trophy. 🏆

Is Bitcoin Finally Stalking a Bottom? Or Just Playing Hard to Get? 💸🤔

Sunday’s Fear and Greed index hit a glorious 10-think of it as Bitcoin’s version of “Please, I’m begging you, love me again.” That’s the lowest since 2018, folks. If history has taught us anything, when sentiment is this bleak, it’s usually the universe’s polite way of saying “Hey, a comeback’s probably around the corner.” Or so we hope. 🍿

Bitcoin & Ether Futures: SGX’s Wild Crypto Rodeo 🤠

Ah, perpetual futures-the crypto world’s answer to “Why stop when you can keep losing money indefinitely?” Singapore Exchange, ever the gracious host, is now offering institutions the thrill of betting on Bitcoin and Ether with no expiration date. How modern. 🥂