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Hold onto your wallets, folks! The price of SHIB has skyrocketed by a whopping 5% since yesterday. Grab your sunglasses, we might need them for this dazzling rise! 😎🌟

Today, July 26, 2025, the net capitalization of the crypto segment is down by 2.7%, dipping below the $4 trillion level. Meanwhile, meme coins remain the only large sector that surged today. 😢📉

Maksym Sakharov, CEO of WeFi, which is basically a bank but for the internet and cryptocurrencies—because why not complicate things?—is here to tell us Japan’s regulatory process is slower than a sloth on a coffee break. Japan’s two-step approval from JVCAEA (which sounds like a boy band from the ’90s) and the FSA takes 6–12 … Read more

Ethena [ENA] Labs founder, the ever-so-charming Guy Young, insists crypto treasuries are the best shot at curing the dreadful VC token dump disease. Or so he claims, with a cocktail in hand.

Markus, known ’round these parts as Shibetoshi Nakamoto (fancy name for a feller who made a meme coin, if you ask me), and this impudent scoundrel both pointed back to that picture show, “The Social Network,” based on a book called “The Accidental Billionaires.” Fancy that!

The plan is all set—board gave it the thumbs up, probably over some stale bagels and bad coffee. And guess what? It’s all going to go down in September! So mark your calendars, folks! Because nothing screams excitement like watching a bunch of shareholders vote on share capital. 🤨

Well, well, well. Crypto’s golden child, Hayden Davis, had a little heart-to-heart in a U.S. courtroom. Turns out, his precious LIBRA project isn’t quite the next Bitcoin—nope, it’s just a glorified memecoin with zero business plan. Who would’ve guessed? 🤔 He’s now denying that it was ever an investment, which is, you know, totally believable … Read more

Bitcoin [BTC] just took a punch – over 40,000 BTC landed on exchanges this week

In the second quarter of 2025, the TRX circulating market cap did an impressive somersault—17% higher, landing gracefully at $26.5 billion. Meanwhile, the Tron network, our favorite digital playground, basked in another delightful quarter, announcing a 20.5% spike in revenue. This means their total revenue went from $760.2 million to $915.9 million. If I had a dollar for every quarter that went up, I’d probably be rich enough to buy a yacht… or at least a decent inflatable pool.

At the zenith of this financial drama stands BlackRock’s iShares Ethereum Trust (ETHA), an absolute titan in the world of Ethereum, pulling an impressive $440.10 million in worldly treasures on just this fateful day. This fund, with assets now totalling a staggering $10.69 billion, claims the largest share among its fellow US Ether (ETH) ETFs. In a realm where such numbers abound, one must wonder: does money cause virtue, or merely reveal the lack of it? 💸