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As an analyst, I’ve been following the recent developments in Taiwan regarding Bitcoin, and it’s become clear they’re seriously considering its integration into their financial strategy. This push really started gaining momentum when legislator Ko Ju-chun publicly shared commitments made after questioning officials at the Finance Committee on November 11, 2025. Those commitments were further highlighted by JAN3, a key player in the Bitcoin infrastructure space. While no laws have actually been changed yet, these public statements represent Taiwan’s strongest indication so far that they’re actively exploring Bitcoin as a sovereign asset and within their regulatory framework.

The chart, which spans from August 11 to November 12, 2025, shows two things: the DOGE price (a black line that looks like it’s having an existential crisis) and the holdings of addresses with 100 million to 1 billion DOGE (a shaded area that’s basically the crypto equivalent of “look at my fancy new yacht”). Over the past two weeks, these whales added 4.72 billion DOGE to their already impressive pile, bringing their total to about 32.4 billion coins. That’s right-32.4 billion. Or, as I like to call it, “enough DOGE to buy the Moon and rename it DogeMoon.” 🌕🚀

O cruel and fickle BNB! The native token of the BNB Chain, thou didst slip below $960 in the last 24 hours, relinquishing thy gains after colliding with the unyielding wall of resistance just above $970. How the heart doth ache at the thought! 💔

Grayscale Investments filed an S-1 form to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) relating to a proposed initial public offering (IPO) of its common stock. 📄

Per CoinMarketCap’s grim ledger, SHIB now languishes at $0.000009771, a 1.3% plunge that feels less like a price drop and more like a funeral dirge. Since early 2025, this token has been trapped in a purgatory of consolidation, unable to muster the courage to breach even the most trivial support levels. A true parable of modernity: promises of moonshots, met with earthly gravity. 🌑

Santiment, that oracle of crowd psychology, whispers of a contrarian signal-a siren song for masochistic optimists who fancy buying the dip just as the ship hits the iceberg 😉.

Cash App, the financial playground of Jack Dorsey’s Block Inc., has unveiled its grand spectacle: the “Cash App Release.” A cavalcade of 11 new products and 150 improvements, all in the name of creating a financial ecosystem that mirrors the chaos of modern life. Gig work, creator payouts, small business transactions-all are herded into this digital colosseum. But is it liberation or just another gilded cage? 🏛️🤡

So, “solana” means sunshine in Spanish, does it? Jolly good! And what’s sunnier than exchange-traded funds (ETFs) based on the programmable blockchain Solana’s native token, SOL? 🌞 Not much, unless you’re a chap who fancies a spot of rain. Investors have been chucking funds into U.S.-listed spot SOL ETFs like there’s no tomorrow, while giving bitcoin and ether the cold shoulder. Bitwise and Grayscale’s SOL ETFs have raked in $368.5 million since their late October debut, while BTC and ETH ETFs are left nursing their wounds with outflows exceeding $700 million each. Crikey! 📉

In a filing that confirmed the move, it was revealed that the majority of Coinbase’s stockholders were all for it. Talk about a corporate brainwave – or maybe just the promise of warmer weather and a few tax breaks. 🌞

Bitcoin? Oh, it went from $101,000 to $104,000 in the blink of an eye, before calming down again like a toddler who had one too many Red Bulls. Dogecoin? That hopped up almost 5% too, but by the time you could say “Doge to the moon,” it faded away faster than my interest in a 2-hour Zoom meeting.