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In a performance worthy of Oscar Wilde himself, Solana began its charming ascent after snuggling above the $125 zone-just like its fabulous friends, Bitcoin and Ethereum!

Aster, the whimsical wizard of trading worlds, is back with a brand new bag of tricks while the market data dances around like a cheeky monkey. 🐒

But what, you ask, is behind this sudden burst of exuberance? Oh, do keep up, dear reader! 🧐

According to the ever-so-clever chaps at Web3 security firm Scam Sniffer, incidents of “signature phishing” seem to be on the wane. However, my dears, don’t be fooled by this rosy picture-it’s all a façade! Beneath the surface, more sophisticated scoundrels are at play. 🦹‍♂️

This little jig of momentum? Well, it’s got the good ol’ Fusaka upgrade to thank for its rise, which rolled into town on December 3, promising to make things faster than a jackrabbit and cheaper than a bargain bin at the county fair-a long-standing conundrum for our friend Ethereum.

In a most disheartening revelation, the crypto derivatives market decided to play hide-and-seek with trading volumes, culminating in December’s grand finale of disappointment. This plunge in activity is akin to a warning bell for investors, signaling a retreat from risk, as if they were being chased by a rabid dog! 🐕💨

He had been sentenced in November 2024 for a money-laundering conspiracy tied to the theft of about 120,000 bitcoin, one of the largest crypto thefts on record. 🧠💣

So, Bitfarms, the publicly traded American bitcoin mining darling, has officially ghosted Latam. 👻 Yep, they’ve sold their Paso Pe site, a 70 MW powerhouse, to the Singapore-based SPF. Because, you know, who needs Latin American vibes when you can have North American hustle? 🇺🇸

Verily, this hath stirred the halls of Washington into a frenzy, as lawmakers, their faces ashen with moral outrage, now seek to banish such sorcery from the realm of federal servants. 🤭

Old-timer Vitalik Buterin, with eyes twinkling from his techie genius, says we’re on the brink of a revolution in Ethereum land. He paints a picture of technological alchemy where ZK-EVMs and PeerDAS turn blockchain from a finicky beast into a marvel of high bandwidth, tight consensus, and true-to-heart decentralization. So, we’ve broken the blockchain’s trilemma, the old chestnut debate, and it’s all backed up by concrete code!