Zcash Plunges: Sell or Hodl? 🤑💸

From the giddy heights of $700-a summit not scaled since the halcyon days of 2018-ZEC has tumbled to a mere $485, a 26% descent that feels less like a fall and more like a dramatic flourish. The crypto cognoscenti, ever the theatergoers, are now abuzz with speculation. To sell or not to sell? That is the question, posed by none other than Arthur Hayes, the erstwhile maestro of BitMEX, whose predictions have been as flamboyant as a peacock’s tail.

Ethereum’s Cheap Thrills: $0.04 Transactions and the Fight for Survival

This once booming network-where transferring a token could cost a small fortune-has now descended into a land of bargain basement fees. After a year of chaos, the market’s gone into its biennial snooze, and with it, the fees have dropped faster than a rock from a skyscraper. And yes, your average NFT sale now costs less than a fancy coffee, at just around $0.19-perfect for the broke artist or the crypto enthusiast with a sense of humor. 😅

Binance Goes All In on Stacks Upgrade, and It’s Not Just for Fun

Hold on to your hats, folks! Binance has officially signed on to join the Stacks network upgrade and hard fork, while Hex Trust-your favorite digital asset custodian from Asia-has decided to roll out the red carpet for both Stacks (STX) and sBTC. And what does that mean for the world of DeFi? Well, let’s just say things are about to get a whole lot more exciting.

Monad’s Tokenomics: Fair? More Like ‘Farewell’! 🚀

Monad is set to launch its mainnet and MON token on November 24, 2025, but the rollout is already drawing heavy criticism. After years of development, the blockchain is preparing to go live, yet many in the community are questioning the token’s distribution and fairness. 🚨

Trump Didn’t Save Razzlekhan: The Truth Behind the ‘Crocodile of Wall Street’ Claims

In a spectacle more bizarre than your average Tuesday, convicted criminal Heather Morgan hinted at a miraculous commutation by former President Trump. In a video that left much to the imagination, she gleefully shouted out, “Shoutout to Papa Trump for making my sentence shorter!” while, believe it or not, naked in a bathtub. Yes, you read that right. The “Crocodile” took her public meltdown to the next level.