The spark for this financial melodrama? Some news about an intergalactic nugget—the Psyche 16 asteroid—trundling our way, allegedly ladled with about $700 quintillion in gold. (Yes, “quintillion.” That’s a number that only ever gets used for distant asteroids, hypothetical viruses, or calculating just how many people actually read the Terms and Conditions. Spoiler: none.)
In this grand shift from the human-centric to the agent-driven finance, tasks of considerable complexity, such as trading and portfolio management, are now being executed with a speed and precision that would make even the most seasoned financier blush. The implications of this transition are profound, affecting not only the humble retail investor but also the grand institutions that have long dominated the financial landscape.
June 17, 2025—Five-Year Crypto Tax Exemption (Because Why Not?)
This grave and earth-shattering announcement appeared on X (formerly known as Twitter, currently known as a place your parents don’t understand), during a digital Q&A so casual it made most press conferences look like dinner with the Queen.
What was the cause of this sudden burst of energy, you ask? Well, my friend, it was the news of Ripple’s application for a national bank charter. It was like a shot of adrenaline straight to the heart of the token, and it responded with a 2.36% gain, leaving all else in its dust.
This scheme, charmingly dubbed the Cryptoasset Reporting Framework, claims to be about “tax transparency,” though one suspects it’s mostly about seeing how many acronyms can be crammed onto a single page before the ink runs out.
Moreover, TON assures us that the visa process, typically a labyrinthine ordeal, can be completed in under seven weeks, with the entire affair managed by UAE-based partners. The offer is further embellished with an estimated 3 to 4 percent annual yield on staked TON and the inclusion of immediate family members. Oh, the generosity!
Indeed, Pump.fun strutted onto the stage, banging cymbals and launching tokens at the audience with the manic glee of a court jester. But—shh!—behind the curtains, the plot thickens.
A recent post by analyst @JamesBitunix from USA Signal outlines an ascending triangle developing on the 4-hour WLD/USDT chart. This pattern reflects a series of higher lows pressing against a horizontal resistance between $0.95 and $1.00.
According to the esteemed Console Future (@ConsoleFuture), Dogwifhat is trading within a stable consolidation band between $0.82 and $1.00. The 1-day Ichimoku cloud, once a foreboding red, has shifted to a radiant green, signaling a potential momentum shift if the price sustains above $0.90. This change in cloud coloration is akin to a master chef adding a dash of magic to their recipe – it’s a game-changer.