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The Central Bank of Russia is currently scribbling notes in a dusty ledger about the digital ruble’s potential to revolutionize payments. Or, as they call it, “the economy.”

The long-term holders (LTH), those venerable sages of the crypto world, have finally decided to ease their relentless sell-off after a veritable deluge since July. These are the souls who have clung to their BTC for over five months, no doubt whispering sweet nothings to their wallets during sleepless nights. 💤💰

This Dogecoin price prediction, penned in the shadow of uncertainty, seeks not to prophesy but to bear witness to the struggle of a coin that dares to bark at the moon. Will 2026 be the year of its redemption, or will it remain chained to the earth, a cautionary tale of hype and hubris?

Currently languishing below $1.90-a far cry from its July zenith-XRP has retraced its steps like a penitent sinner, shedding nearly half its glory. Yet, the bank’s crystal ball gleams with optimism, citing the siren song of spot ETFs and the sweet serenade of regulatory clarity as the twin engines of its rise. 🚀

Ah, dear reader, behold the spectacle that is Cypherpunk Holdings Inc., a tech firm with aspirations as lofty as the spires of St. Petersburg. They have recently purchased a mere 56,418.09 Zcash (ZEC) at the princely sum of about $29 million, averaging a cool $514.02 per coin. This acquisition aligns splendidly with their grand goal of eventually securing 5% of this digital realm, which, let us be honest, sounds rather like a fever dream of a cryptocurrency enthusiast.

Amidst the cacophony of bear markets and bullish delusions, BitMine’s treasury swells to $12.24 billion, a sum so vast it might make even the Tsar of All Russias blush. Yet here we are: a single entity now holds 3.39% of all Ethereum, a figure that whispers of dominion over the digital realm-or at least a very large chunk of it 🚀💥.

Metaplanet, bless their ambitious little hearts, announced a major Bitcoin purchase at the end of 2025, just when most sensible people were backing away from the digital currency like it was a hot stove. But not them! No, they’re steadfast in their belief that Bitcoin is the future-like believing that the mullet will come back in style. 🥴

In a delightful chat with CNBC, analyst Brett Knoblauch shared his insights on the current Bitcoin situation. Apparently, shorter drawdowns are still in vogue, the Federal Reserve is cutting rates (because who doesn’t love a good rate cut?), and there seems to be a conspicuous absence of any dramatic “black swan” events-so no need to panic just yet! 🦢

Gather around, for Strategy’s Chairman Michael Saylor, bedecked in the vicissitudes of business discourse-shared the tale on little X’s broadsheet: the company has acquired fresh Bitcoins. Spending over 88 grand on each digital doodad (or something akin) between December 22nd and 28th. Rather like indulging in behaviour most befitting a prodigal prince, wouldn’t you say?

In a surprising turn reminiscent of the Vogon poetry contest, NOBODY has emerged as a somewhat reliable performer this week, despite the galactic-sized dose of bearishness in recent sessions. The token traded at roughly $0.0181 at the time of this transmission, showing that even a small change can feel like a universal breakthrough. Maintaining such speculative interest suggests these creatures have adopted a bold new survival technique.