In case you missed it, this drama started back in April 2024 with an indictment that set the stage for Rodriguez’s legal rollercoaster. Fast forward to mid-2025, and the man pleads guilty to running an unlicensed money transmitting business-because, apparently, operating in the crypto world without a license is just a tad illegal. Who knew? 😬
If TIA breaks through $1.50 (the crypto version of climbing a wall of fire), it might just waltz into $2 territory. Fingers crossed, or better yet, crypto wallets crossed. ✨
It was a week of confusion and disappointment for crypto enthusiasts. Bitcoin (BTC), which had danced around the $100,000 mark like a prizefighter, slipped below that critical threshold twice-no one saw that coming. Having started the week above $110,000, BTC faltered and fell, unable to break through the $105,000 resistance before dropping to a low of $99,607 on November 4th. This wasn’t just a blip on the radar; this marked the first time Bitcoin had dipped below $100,000 in over four months. Turns out, investors weren’t as confident about the digital gold rush as they once were.
Seems like folks are getting curious again, and if there’s one thing we know about the crypto crowd, it’s that curiosity often leads to chaos. TapTools is showing a sharp uptick in Google searches like “will Cardano go up” and “Cardano news now.” Guess what? When the internet gets this hyped, it usually means we’re on the edge of some good ol’ volatility. Retail sentiment is shifting, and that means a whole lotta folks are thinking of jumping on this Cardano train-one that’s heading straight for the moon. 🚀
According to CoinMarketCap (yeah, because they know everything), both DOGE and SHIB prices are plummeting today. But hey, it’s following a nice little run-up yesterday, so you can’t really blame the market for being a little indecisive, right? Nobler went on X (formerly Twitter-yeah, that’s still a thing) and claimed that Binance, Wintermute, and BlackRock were all dumping Bitcoin right before the Federal Reserve decided to drop some knowledge bombs on us. Makes sense, because who doesn’t like a good price crash for the meme coins?
In a video clip, posted with the gravitas of a man announcing the discovery of the Holy Grail, Hoskinson declared his intention to launch a podcast titled The Night Shift, a weekly affair dedicated to the mysteries of Midnight. “Who would like to host?” he inquired, no doubt envisioning a queue of eager acolytes stretching from here to the moon. 🎤 One can only hope the content will be as scintillating as a Waugh novel, though one suspects it may lean more toward the interminable.
Just back in May 2025, Shibarium hit a “groundbreaking” 11 million blocks. Now, in the last six months, they’ve managed to tack on a paltry 3 million blocks. It’s steady growth, yes, but let’s not kid ourselves-it’s not exactly setting the world on fire.
Like a peasant who’s just discovered his cow can dance, buyers flung themselves at FET, driving it up 40% amidst the drama. Such is the logic of markets-where sense goes to die.
Some “leading crypto analyst” – Captain Faibik, naturally – proclaims that if this momentary excitement confirms itself, Filecoin might, might, reach $64. From its current pathetic $3.30. That’s… a 1,740% rally. Yes, you read that correctly. A grand, sweeping gesture of digital finance. Or a cruel joke played by the market spirits. We shall see. 😈
So, what’s the latest in the world of Solana? Well, the coin is stuck at around $160, circling the drain like a sad little floaty in a kiddie pool. This is its lowest price since August-someone please give it a life raft! 💸