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In a recent soliloquy on CNBC, the wise analyst Steve Tusa proclaimed his bullish fervor for industrials, lifted aloft by the torrents of hyperscaler capital expenditures. “Behold,” he cried, “the data center trade is our grandest play!” And upon this stage, he introduces Vertiv (VRT), a digital infrastructure solutions firm, as his chosen protagonist. “Vertiv,” he intoned, “hath fallen into bear market territory, a dip most significant, a value proposition transformed by the fickle winds of speculation.” 🌪️

In the first half of 2025, the tariff war took center stage, hogging the limelight like a diva at a gala. The “Liberation Day” FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt, because acronyms make everything sound serious) provoked a Q1 sell-off so sharp it shaved 18% off the TOTAL crypto market cap. A cool $500 billion vanished faster than my interest in small talk. 💸

He frames Ethereum not as a fad, not as a bubble… no, but as the very lifeblood of a dying system attempting rejuvenation. Banks, asset managers… they dabble with tokenized stocks and bonds, and lo and behold, Ethereum is there, waiting like a patient… or perhaps, a predator. It’s unsettling, wouldn’t you say? The thought that these ancient institutions, built on paper and pride, should seek solace in the ethereal world of blockchain. A sign of weakness, surely. 😈

But wait! There’s hope! (Or at least, that’s what the Very Serious People With Charts are saying.) Selling pressure might be finally running out of steam, like a hen party at 4 AM. Liquidity is creeping back in, which-if you believe the hype-could mean Bitcoin dusts itself off and attempts a comeback tour in 2026. 🎤

People are participating! Can you believe it? 292,030 buyers – probably all looking for a quick buck. And 205,205 sellers…desperate, desperate people. Transactions down a smidge, 0.95%, maybe because everyone’s rethinking their life choices. 🤔

As the year 2025 drifts towards its cozy end, Bitcoin miners have been gallantly expanding their industrial fortresses. Our dear friends over at Blockchain.com whisper tales of the network’s Hasrate-a mischievous beast, spreading its powerful wings from a mere 795.7 terahashes per second (TH/s) at the year’s start to an awe-inspiring 1070.3 TH/s!

According to the oracle known as Ali Martinez (who might be a wizard or just really good at piecing lines on screens), XRP has been shuffling inside a shape so symmetrical it could moonlight as a mirror. This shape, called a Symmetrical Triangle-fancy, isn’t it?-is what traders call a “consolidation pattern,” which is a fancy way of saying, “Let’s wait and see which way this thing flees.”

Coinbase Institutional, the research wing of Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN), released a report titled “2026 Crypto Market Outlook” last week, detailing how global forces will “reshape” the crypto world. Because nothing says “stability” like a 2026 timeline and a PowerPoint deck.

Now, in this whole crypto circus, there’s a report from Alphractal-sounds fancy, right?-that shows BTC traders are eyeing ETH like it’s the new kid on the block. What’s next? Are they gonna start wearing matching hoodies? 🤔

Ripple dropped XRPL 3.0.0 like it’s the new iPhone. Five amendments are now under review, addressing issues like “price-oracle sorting” (because who doesn’t want to sort prices?), token-escrow accounting errors (classic blockchain drama), and AMM rounding problems (because math is hard, even for computers). Investors are watching closely-probably while sipping coffee and wondering why they didn’t just buy Bitcoin. ☕