And naturally, it decided to do the opposite of anything sensible after that. We’re talking a near 50% nosedive. Bottomed out at $2,600. Tried to pretend things were fine around $3,000, but let’s be real, it’s just… hovering. In a slightly pathetic way. But wait! There’s more doom and gloom… I mean, information.
Apparently, a guy named Edward Hennis shared some info (probably on Twitter, let’s be real) that this whole thing is being built into the XRP Ledger, not just slapped on like a digital band-aid. They’re aiming for fixed rates and terms which, as anyone who’s ever tried to explain DeFi to their grandma knows, is a radical concept. 👵
Enter our intrepid CryptoQuant analyst, PelinayPA. In their latest adventure, they’ve scoured the Binance Inflow-Value Band chart, looking for clues. It turns out the big cats are favoring exchanges with XRP stash ranging from 100,000 to over a million. No, they aren’t here to play, but rather to put the pedal to the metal on token transfers. You know, typical whale behavior. Now, these large inflows sound sophisticated, but let’s be honest, they’ve been precursors to selling, not buying. Like, “Oops, didn’t see that coming!”
Lennaert Snyder, that astute cartographer of charts, has declared this epoch the “weekend chop”-a phrase as uninspiring as it is accurate. No grand trends shall grace our screens, he assures us, but fear not, for the scalper’s playground is open. Snyder, ever the vigilant sentinel, has sketched his battle plans: should Bitcoin flirt with the siren call of $88,865, he shall lie in wait, ready to pounce on scalp-short opportunities like a cat eyeing a feather toy. Yet, for the bulls, he casts his gaze downward to $87,420-a level as symbolic as it is arbitrary-where he hopes to spy the faint stirrings of a reversal, a signal to go long.
With a dazzling tally of 241 votes for and 183 against, the Sejm, Poland’s lower house, has once again thrown its weight behind this bill. Yes, indeed! This marks the second time lawmakers have approved the very same text, as if they were reciting poetry by heart, while the government, undeterred by previous setbacks, has submitted it anew without so much as a comma changed.
Despite the swirling clouds of FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt), macroeconomic riddles, and the relentless parade of flash crashes, most altcoins have clung to their election rally gains like a child clutching a beloved teddy bear. Long-term holders, those brave souls, gaze upon their unrealized profits with a mixture of pride and confusion.
While XRP’s been flexing its gains (4% in 24 hours? Nice!), crypto oracle Ali Martinez is here to drop the mic and say: “Y’all better bring snacks. This might not last.” 🍿 According to his Glassnode data, the rally could crash like a deflated bungee cord if momentum goes MIA. 🛑
Chainlink, ever the diligent worker, has joined forces with Gearbox to ensure that DeFi’s pricing is as precise as a well-timed punchline. 💸 This partnership is aimed at leveraging and lending markets on Monad, a blockchain so reliable, even your grandma would trust it with her savings. 🧓