Hansen made this announcement on X (yes, that’s still what we’re calling Twitter) on October 31, reminding us that the ticking clock on 2025 doesn’t just signal the end of the year, but possibly the end of sanity for those in crypto regulation.
The plot thickens! With all these mixed signals bouncing around, a burning question arises: Are the whales whispering to each other about a secret crash that only the “smart” traders (and a few retail enthusiasts) are blissfully ignoring?
Journalist Eleanor Terrett, ever the chronicler of financial intrigue, notes that SEC Chair Paul Atkins has winked at such maneuvers during the government shutdown. Canary and Bitwise, those cunning foxes, have already slipped Solana, Litecoin, and Hedera ETFs past the gatekeepers. But XRP? Ah, XRP-the crypto world’s Shakespearean protagonist, forever teetering between triumph and tragedy. 🎭
Pour yourself a coffee, dear reader, for the crypto market has decided to take a nap. ETF inflows? Drier than a Tolstoy novel. Digital asset treasuries? Unwinding faster than a Russian aristocrat’s fortune. Traders? Lost in the existential void of flatlining sentiment. Analysts whisper of structural fatigue and psychological exhaustion, as if the market itself has grown weary of its own drama. 🥱
Now, don’t just sit there in disbelief. The token $VALOR, launched on America Launchpad (yes, that America Launchpad, whatever that is), has rocketed into the wallet, becoming the biggest thing since $TRUMP. A total of 27.37 million $VALOR (around $240K) has been transferred to the team’s wallet. And let me tell you, that’s a lot of zeros. 🤑
This isn’t just a fluke, folks. It’s a sign of a more grown-up blockchain world-one that actually provides value, rather than relying on “moonshot” fantasies. The decentralized finance (DeFi) and Web3 ecosystems are the backbone of this newfound maturity.
Nordea, Scandinavia’s largest bank with $437B in assets, will offer a Bitcoin ETP in December, following its ban on crypto in 2018. 🧠
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On October 31, 2008, a cryptic missive titled “Bitcoin P2P e-cash paper” landed in inboxes, a seed planted in the soil of curiosity. A brief note, yet it germinated into a forest of innovation, a testament to the power of ideas that outlive their creators 🌱. The Genesis Block, mined in 2009, was but a flicker-now a wildfire, consuming the old guard’s dogma 🔥.
According to a user named Space (who I assume is a space alien, because who else would know this stuff?), YouTube’s new rules are going to hit blockchain, NFT, and web3 gaming content harder than a toddler at a buffet. The platform now thinks any gameplay involving staking, betting, or trading digital items for money is “gambling.” So, if your video shows someone winning or losing digital assets, expect it to be taken down, age-restricted, or maybe just ignored by everyone except your grandma. 🧓
