At the Bitcoin MENA 2025 conference in Abu Dhabi-where the air is thick with ambition and the occasional whiff of desperation-MicroBT unveiled its M70 series. With this, they join Bitmain in the illustrious “Petahash Club,” a dubious honor reserved for those who dare to cram more computing power into a metal box than should be legally permissible.
Now, Ether is at a crossroads that would make even Robert Frost scratch his head. The price is doing its darndest to cling to major support, while its co-founder seems to have the jitters, bless his heart.
McGlone, in a The David Lin Report confessional, painted a world where U.S. equities, bitcoin, and commodities dance on the edge of a late-cycle precipice. “A hurricane,” he declared, “is not a metaphor-it is a reckoning.” His vision? Bitcoin, that digital tulip, plunging from $50,000 to $10,000-a journey from gilded promise to ash. 🤡
After scaling the heights of $4,900, the digital titan now languished in a downtrend, its brief recoveries as fleeting as morning mist. At press time, ETH hovered near $2,856, a 2.36% daily loss and a 10% weekly hemorrhage. 📉
Enter Ted Pillows, the guy who’s basically Bitcoin’s therapist, tracking its high-timeframe support reactions. According to him, BTC’s been clinging to $85K like it’s the last slice of pizza. 🍕 If it holds, we’re looking at a rebound to $90K-$92K. But hey, no pressure, Bitcoin. Just the entire crypto world watching. 👀
Lo, the company declares that bitcoin access in the U.S. has long been shackled by state-by-state licensing-a system so labyrinthine even Homer would weep. New York, that fortress of regulation, has stifled expansion for years. Alas, consumer-facing bitcoin platforms have struggled to breach its walls.
Previously, the Fed played the part of the stern disciplinarian, insisting that crypto banks were the financial equivalent of unaccompanied children at a fireworks factory. Access to the core payment systems was off-limits, and the notion of Federal Reserve membership was as appealing as a porcupine in a telephone booth. But no more, dear reader! We’re now on a course that say’s “Come on in, the water’s lovely,”-though banks still have to toe the line and play by the risk-management rules, of course.
Crypto analyst Good Evening Crypto (@AbsGMCrypto) highlighted the oversold condition in a recent post, stating, “BREAKING: $XRP WEEKLY RSI HITS 33! Could see a large bounce from these ranges…” 🚨🚀
Behold! The price of LTC wobbles like a drunkard at a bear market tavern, teetering near multi-month lows. Bulls, noble yet desperate, guard key technical levels with the fervor of a thousand doomed lovers. The crowd watches, popcorn in hand, waiting for either a rally or a rout.
Instead of obsessing over XRP’s short-term mood swings (which, let’s be honest, have been more bearish than Larry at a buffet), this analysis is all like, “Hey, look at the long game!” 🙄 Because, you know, extended periods below this magical line have always meant the end of the sadness and the start of the party. Sure, Jan.