The inaugural Blockchain 100 Award, a testament to those who, with the diligence of a scribe, promote crypto to the masses, thereby propelling the Web3 industry forward. A noble endeavor, though one might wonder if the organizers have ever considered a career in theatre. 🎭
In the heart of Norway, where the cold winds whisper tales of old and the snowflakes dance like whispers of the past, a peculiar event has transpired. Travel Retail Norway, that most venerable of duty-free chains, has dared to embrace the digital age, allowing passengers to pay for their purchases with Bitcoin-a currency as enigmatic … Read more
Four times a year, the market collectively hits snooze on common sense: March, June, September, December. During these spectacular events, stock index futures, options, and their cryptic cousins all decide to expire simultaneously-kind of like a family reunion where nobody’s really happy to see each other. And lo and behold, Bitcoin options and futures like to join the fun, making it a full-blown circus. 🤡
If ETH keeps tanking, whales will have to choose between selling at breakeven (aka “I’m fine, I’m fine”) or losing money so hard they’ll consider a side hustle selling crypto memes at the grocery store.
One group adds to their hoard, another trims with cautious fingers, and a third-well, they’re about as decided as a donkey between two bales of hay. 🌽🤷♂️
The expansion, a bold attempt to outshine traditional fintech giants, reflects a growing trend: the more things change, the more they stay the same. Or perhaps, the more they try to be everything, the more they risk becoming nothing. 📈
Picture, if you will, a majestic “M”-not the initial of a noble family, but a double top! This curious formation arises when an asset ascends to dizzying heights, tumbles down to a support level (the “neckline,” which sounds rather fashionable, non?), then makes a gallant return to its former glory only to be thwarted in its quest for higher realms.
Despite a tiny gain today, the broader structure is about as stable as a Jenga tower in a hurricane. Participants are cautiously sipping tea, waiting for the next plot twist. 🍵🌀
In the digital age’s equivalent of a whisper from the gods, analyst Deg_ape recently revealed that Bitcoin’s halving cycle was never truly imprisoned by the four-year code. No, dear reader, it’s more akin to a theatrical performance-full of shifting acts, overlapping scenes, and impromptu improv rather than a predictable ballet. The cycle is basically a dramatic series of phase transitions, liquidity shifts, and market mood swings, rather than a virtue-signaling clock ticking on schedule. Imagine, the market’s top moments arrive fashionably late, and its downturns stretch out longer because, apparently, patience isn’t a virtue here-just good business! 🕰️💃
These so-called experts, gathered in Abu Dhabi, of all places, obsessed with the future while ignoring the present misery of existence. They fret about quantum breakthroughs, as if a perfectly calculated algorithm can shield us from the fundamental absurdity of it all. Edwards, you see, has assigned a “discount” to Bitcoin. A discount! As if one simply deducts the probability of existential dread from its market value. He says it’s growing “Every. Single. Day.” As if existence itself isn’t a steadily worsening discount!
