Behold, the industry’s stalwarts, those weary knights of the financial realm, have raised their voices in a cacophony of alarm. The traditional banks, their parchment-clad minds writhing with unease, whisper that these approvals stretch the very fabric of the national trust bank charter, a relic of bygone eras. 🧑🤝🧑
On December 15th, the man with a plan scooped up 10.6K BTC, a cool $980 million. Last week? Another $962 million. That’s $2 billion in Bitcoin in just two weeks, pushing Strategy’s crypto hoard past the $50 billion mark. 🤑 But why the rush? With the MSCI index exclusion looming like a storm cloud and mNAV slipping like a banana peel, one might ask: Is Saylor a visionary or a gambler on a bender? 🤔
Now, if we squint at the weekly chart of the S&P 500, the big cheese of US companies, it appears as though the Index is wobbling precariously on the edge of a cliff! 🧗♂️ After a merry little jaunt up the ascending channel for years, it seems the next grand move is a delightful plunge down to the bottom. The Stochastic RSI and RSI indicators are hinting at this spectacle as they tumble back down like a couple of clumsy clowns!
With a flourish worthy of the finest Russian ballet, Gemini unveiled its enchanting creation, Gemini Predictions, across all fifty states of this vast land we call home. The announcement, delivered with a twinkling wink on X, resonated like a symphony of opportunities on Monday.
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Ah, mesdames et messieurs! Voici un spectacle digne des plus grandes farces de Molière : PancakeSwap, ce traître au sucre, s’associe à YZI Labs pour nous offrir Probable, un protocole de marché prédictionnel en ligne, tel un comble de sophistication. 🥞🎭 Ces marchés, qui traitent de sports, de politique, de crypto et d’événements macro, permettront … Read more
Behold the Western world, where streams of gold chime harmoniously across the fields of cryptocurrency grandeur, as the miners, those root-seeking earth walkers, dramatically pivot their chariots towards the enticing horizons of AI data arcs. One might muse this not as the whim of a capricious faun, but rather a strategic maneuver aiming to wring from these steadfast assets the very substance of the current intellectual boom.
The report, in a most ungenerous manner, declares that quantum computing and DATs shall not be the stars of the 2026 show, much to the disappointment of those who hoped for a dramatic twist. 🧠