April’s Inferno: Markets Scream Chaos, Crypto Braces for the Devil’s Dance

Consider the Strait of Hormuz, that narrow throat through which the world’s lifeblood flows. Mere weeks ago, the soothsayers of the market proclaimed a 76.5% chance of tranquility by April’s end. But oh, how the winds have shifted! Today, that number lies in ruins, a paltry 10%. A brief flirtation with 11.5% proved but a fleeting illusion, a ghost of optimism in a sea of despair.