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Prepare for a seismic shift in the financial stratosphere-or at least a very loud PowerPoint presentation. T. Rowe Price, a firm so large it could probably buy Jupiter if it wanted to, filed a 367-page S-1 registration statement with the SEC on Oct. 22, 2025, for its “T. Rowe Price Active Crypto ETF.” This is either the most audacious move since someone invented meme stocks or the universe’s way of saying, “Here we go again.”

It’s not every day that a Bitcoin relic from 2011 decides to shake off the dust and move its substantial fortune. But, lo and behold, one such relic thought, “Why not stir things up?” and made a rather dramatic transfer.

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Total open interest (OI) in bitcoin options has climbed near $65 billion – the highest ever recorded. The market is humming with leverage, conviction, and just enough nerves to keep everyone awake. 🕵️♂️

Speaking at a Turning Point USA event on October 22, Carlson declared with confidence that he would rather gnaw off his own arm than invest in Bitcoin. Why? Well, according to him, it’s a tool crafted by financial elites to exercise ultimate control over society. And you thought your bank charging you fees was bad. Buckle up, folks, it gets better.

The deal’s details? Shrouded in mystery, like a Bolshevik’s diary. 📜 But here’s the juicy bit: the entire Stable Finance crew, led by the enigmatic Mario Baxter Cabrera, is now part of the Aave family. 🧑‍💻 Cabrera, now Aave’s director of product, will wield his magic wand over consumer-focused DeFi initiatives. Abracadabra, finance for the masses! 🎩

A day after the crash, analyst Lovrin blew the whistle on X, revealing a plot twist worthy of a telenovela 🎬: Kadena’s own knights allegedly bet against their kingdom’s currency, leveraging their bets like drunken tsars playing roulette. The exchanges? Silent accomplices, serving caviar to the wolves at the gate.

In the weary expanse of San Francisco’s fog-shrouded streets – where dreams of decentralized finance flutter like moths around a flickering lamp – Aave Labs, that tireless juggernaut of DeFi, announced its acquisition of Stable Finance. A startup born of good intentions, yet doomed to the same satirical farce as all ambitious ventures. Details of the transaction? Naturally, concealed, like a character’s motives in one of my melancholy tales. 💸🤷‍♂️

These faint murmurs of revival may be the very sirens calling the whales to their feast.

Why? Well, apparently, some lunatic could send a single transaction that eats up an entire block’s gas. Like, what even is that? A crypto-sized buffet line where someone takes all the food? Now they’re capping it at 2²⁴ gas (which is just 16,777,216 in plain English). Congrats, Ethereum. You’ve finally invented math. 🧮