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The team, in their infinite wisdom, offers 10% of the token supply, with a soft cap of 300 SOL and a hard cap of 800 SOL. Per-wallet limits? A mere 20 SOL. How very democratic! Or is it a cruel joke, restricting the masses while the whales sip champagne in their crypto-lounges? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the early birds shall be devoured by the hawks, and the hawks… well, they’ll probably sell on the first day.

Hold on tight, decentralized exchanges (DEXs) are finally fixing those headaches we’ve been complaining about for years. Fast trading? Yes, please. But at what cost? Enter Brevis, the zero-knowledge (ZK) proof provider, and AsterDEX, a DEX that could actually work without exposing your trading secrets. This partnership promises to tackle speed, security, and privacy-three words no one thought could coexist peacefully. 🌍

Для многих Dogecoin – это не просто мем, а шанс стать героем в мире, где каждый хочет быть “максималистом”. Но если ETF показывает минимальные объемы, это значит, что трейдеры уже не довольны просто “купил и забыл”. Они хотят драйв, плечо и… возможно, немного драмы. 🚀💥

Apparently, crypto’s all grown up now and needs a proper suit and tie. 🎩 The regulators are like, “Enough with the payments act nonsense-let’s slap some Financial Instruments and Exchange Act on this bad boy!” Because, you know, crypto’s risks are less “oops, I sent Bitcoin to the wrong address” 😱 and more “I invested in a meme coin and now I’m broke.” 💸

Dubbed the Direct Issuance Program, this shiny new toy lets companies sell tokenized equity for stablecoins-because if you’re going to reinvent the wheel, might as well make it bouncy. Investors get instant access to their shiny shares, and the shareholder ledger updates itself faster than a caffeinated squirrel.

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Behold, Cryptwerk’s latest tome of merchant data proclaims Bitcoin Cash as the fourth most embraced cryptocurrency for payments, trailing only behind the venerable BTC, the ethereal ETH, and the stalwart LTC. A staggering 2,476 merchants now bow to BCH’s utility, alongside 82 payment gateways that sing its praises. What folly! A currency so practical it’s almost… useful! 😏

Bitcoin enjoyed a much needed rebound back to $94.6K today, reinvigorating traders, causing them to FOMO back in and expect higher prices. According to our social data scraping X, Reddit, Telegram, & other data, calls for “higher” & “above” exploded.

Instead of popping champagne for this “regulatory framework,” the union’s serving cold tea and side-eyes. They argue the bill’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, letting crypto risks seep into retirement portfolios like a bad perm nobody asked for.

This week, the whispers turned to roars: XRP ETFs have sashayed past the $1 billion mark in Assets Under Management (AUM). Ordinary, you say? Think again. While Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs lounge in their billions, XRP’s sprint to this milestone was a sprint indeed-a mere four weeks, no less! Garlinghouse, ever the raconteur, took to X (formerly Twitter, the modern-day salon) to proclaim XRP the Usain Bolt of crypto ETFs. 🏃💨 Institutional investors, those cautious patrons of the financial arts, couldn’t resist the allure, pouring in with the fervor of a Chekhovian crowd at a village fair.