Pump.fun’s PUMP token shot up more than a superhero on a sugar rush-over 10% today-after announcing a shiny new update. Apparently, “Project Ascend,” because falling is so last year, aims to give the whole launchpad ecosystem a facelift, a new outfit, and maybe even a shiny hat.
Now, if you think they tried this whole creator fee thing a few months ago and it crashed faster than a budget spaceship, you’re right. But fear not! Project Ascend is here to fix it, with a fancy tiered system based on how shiny and valuable your tokens are. Because nothing says “trust” like a good old fashioned market cap hierarchy.
Pump.Fun Is Turning Up the Volumes and the Sarcasm
Until recently, Pump.fun’s PUMP token was enjoying a bit of an emotional rollercoaster, with major setbacks in August that made rollercoasters look like boring walks in the park. But now it’s bouncing back, fueled by user activity and what we can only assume are lots of desperate clicks. A fresh update? Maybe the secret sauce.
According to a recent social media “shout into the void,” a series of updates is ahead. “Project Ascend” will focus on creator fees, encouraging users to launch their own meme coins-because what could possibly go wrong? Although they tried this before with less-than-stellar results, they think this time it’ll be different. Spoiler: it probably won’t.
Introducing the Inverse Pyramid of Wealth, or How to Make a Million by Building a Tiny Coin
Dynamic Fees V1 will reward creators less as their tokens grow fatter and more valuable-basically punishing the big shots while giving hope to the underdogs. It’s an “exponential increase in talent onboarding,” which is marketer-speak for “we’re throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks.”
The new structure applies to all PumpSwap tokens. Meanwhile, protocol and LP fee allocations stay the same-because why fix what isn’t broken, unless you’re trying to break it. Also, there’s a community application process to snitch on projects and cancel creator fees-because nothing screams trust like a good old community tattletale.
Of course, there are grumbles-because even in crypto paradise, there’s always someone with a complaint. The promised airdrop still hasn’t arrived, and the ambitious goals of Project Ascend look more like a moonshot than a rocket launch. But hey, what could possibly go wrong? 🤔
A low-viewer pump fun steamer can make more from creator fees than most Twitch streamers. Who knew that meme coins could beat live gamers at their own game?
– remus (rtrd/acc) (@remusofmars) September 2, 2025
In essence, many questions remain about Pump.fun’s latest stunt. They vow to “100x the ecosystem,” which is a nice number, but the scam token problem is as stubborn as a mule on a treadmill. Will this new plan make things worse? Only time and questionable investment decisions will tell.
If the plan actually works, it might ignite a frenzy of activity. “Project Ascend” could usher in a new era of token launches, wild trading, and perhaps even a little bit of honesty-though that’s probably asking too much.
And let’s not forget, all this might push more users to trade on Pump.fun’s decentralized exchange, Pumpswap-because what the world really needs is more opportunities to lose your shirt over a meme coin. 🚀💸
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2025-09-02 21:42