Regulators Probe Corporate Crypto Treasuries: Austen-Style Revelations

Our American regulators have now set their sights upon the treasuries of corporations that harbour cryptocurrency, as one might fix their gaze upon a fashionable scandal in a drawing-room. ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง

The SEC and FINRA are examining upwards of two hundred firms that keep cryptocurrency in their reserves, following peculiar turns in the stock market which have whispered of insider dealing, as the Wall Street Journal most properly relates. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Pray, what consequence attends such discoveries? A touch of importance, one would suppose, though the matter is hardly of the sort to scandalise a well-ordered tea-party. ๐Ÿค”

Suspicious Stock Moves

The inquiry follows upon regulators noticing sharp ascents in stock prices and unusually bustling volumes ere firms announced substantial crypto purchases. This pattern hints that some investors may have enjoyed access to confidences, a circumstance most unbecoming and perhaps a breach of the Fair Disclosure Rule (Reg FD), which frowns upon the secret sharing of market-moving tidings. ๐Ÿ˜

No particular names have yet graced the Gazette, but officials warn that selective communication or belated updates to shareholders could justly qualify as market manipulation-a parlour trick most unbecoming to a reputable market. ๐Ÿง

The Corporate Crypto Rush

Corporate crypto treasuries are flourishing. One hundred ninety-four public companies now hold over a million BTC each, worth above $110 billion, roughly 4.6% of Bitcoinโ€™s total supply. Mr. Michael Saylorโ€™s Strategy leads the party with 639,835 BTC (~$70B), followed by Marathon Digital and Twenty One Capital. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Strategy has acquired 850 BTC for ~$99.7 million at ~$117,344 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 26.0% YTD 2025. As of 9/21/2025, we hodl 639,835 $BTC acquired for ~$47.33 billion at ~$73,971 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) September 22, 2025

Companies are hastening to imitate Strategyโ€™s โ€œplan,โ€ viewing digital assets as a hedge upon balance-sheets and hoping to replicate its gains since 2020. Yet fame in such matters is a fickle friend, bringing with it risks as well as riches. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿคž

Early Trading Sparks Concerns

Whispers grow of possible insider trading. SharpLink Gamingโ€™s stock leapt five days before a $425M Ethereum treasury announcement. MEI Pharmaโ€™s shares nearly doubled four days before a Litecoin purchase disclosure. Other firms-Mill City Ventures, Kindly MD, Empery Digital-displayed similar pre-announcement tremors. ๐Ÿคซ

Venture capitalist Mike Dudas dubs the scene โ€œa brewing bloodbath,โ€ and suggests some SEC action would restore at least a portion of public faith to this curious industry. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

How the Treasury Flywheel Works

Corporate crypto treasuries often rely upon the mNAV mechanism – market value relative to net asset value. When mNAV runs high, companies may raise funds and purchase more crypto, thereby spinning a merry circle: higher stock price โ†’ more funding โ†’ more crypto โ†’ stronger market confidence โ†’ higher stock price. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ˜

MicroStrategy has employed this device with notable success, yet the mechanism remains fragile. Should mNAV slip below 1, the loop may reverse with alacrity, provoking sell-offs and eroding confidence like a dampened sunset. ๐ŸŒง๏ธ

Regulators are increasing scrutiny, raising issuance thresholds, and limiting opportunities for manipulation. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

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2025-09-26 14:50