Shiba Inu’s 169% Burn Rate: A Flop?

Oh, what a delightful spectacle! Shiba Inu has embarked on a burn rate spree, leaping a whopping 169% in 24 hours-though it’s still a mere 187,420 tokens, which is like trying to fill a swimming pool with a teacup. 🐕🔥

According to Shibburn, the daily burn rate surged 169.98%, but let’s not get too excited. Just 187,420 tokens? That’s less than a snack for a crypto dog. The usual million SHIB burned? A distant memory, like a forgotten dream. 🙃

HOURLY SHIB UPDATE$SHIB Price: $0.00000844 (1hr 0.40% ▲ | 24hr 1.15% ▲ )
Market Cap: $4,973,823,521 (1.07% ▲)
Total Supply: 589,246,093,930,100

TOKENS BURNT
Past 24Hrs: 187,420 (169.98% ▲)
Past 7 Days: 63,693,707 (17.71% ▲)

– Shibburn (@shibburn) December 12, 2025

A 169.98% surge? Sounds like a carnival ride, but the tokens burned? A single crumb. The day before? A mere 69,420 tokens-like a dog chasing a shadow. 🐾

Over seven days, 63 million tokens were burned, a 17.71% jump. But let’s not confuse a trickle with a flood. Still, it’s a tiny dent in the total supply, which now stands at a number so large, even a mathematician would yawn. 🤯

SHIB awaits December move

Shiba Inu took a nosedive after hitting $0.000009 on Dec. 9, but now it’s trying to bounce back like a deflated balloon. At press time, it’s up 2.51%-a flicker of hope in a sea of uncertainty. 🌊

Investors are as confused as a cat in a room full of mirrors, debating the Fed’s rate cut. Chairman Powell says they’ll “wait and see,” which is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. 🧠

So, what’s next? A miracle? A moonshot? Or just another day in the whimsical world of crypto? Only time (and a few more tokens) will tell. 🚀

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2025-12-12 16:28