Shiba Inu’s Stellar Surge: Will It Outshine Your Ex’s New Partner?

Cryptocurrencies have decided to play nice today, much like a well-brewed coffee on a Monday. 🌱

SHIB/USD

The price of SHIB has had a 10% caffeine-induced boost over the last day. Someone’s clearly been watching too many crypto tutorials and eating too much cake. 🥧

On the hourly chart, the rate of SHIB tried to break out of its $0.00000779 cage… only to realize it left the keys in the “bear market” glovebox. 🚪

However, if buyers can hold their nerve and the daily candle doesn’t end up as a melted mess, we might see a little dance towards $0.0000080. Let’s call it the “Shiba Shuffle.” 💃

On the bigger time frame, traders should focus on $0.00000766. If the candle closes above this, it’s like getting a “you’re doing great” sticker from the market. 🎓

From the midterm point of view, the price of SHIB has bounced off $0.00000678 again. If the weekly bar closes far from this, maybe it’s time to start planning that luxury yacht trip (paid for in SHIB, obviously). 🛥️

SHIB is currently trading at $0.00000779. Remember, folks: if it goes up, you’re a genius. If it goes down… it’s not you, it’s them. 💸

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2026-01-02 21:53