Behold, the Smarter Web Company, a corporate sorcerer of our times, has conjured 50 Bitcoin from the void, swelling its hoard to 2,100 BTC-worth a princely $229.6 million. One might say they’ve adopted Bitcoin not merely as a treasury asset, but as a financial talisman to ward off the specters of inflation and the Invisible Hand of the Market. Since 2023, when they publicly declared Bitcoin their fiscal holy grail, they’ve amassed this treasure with the fervor of a monk collecting relics. 🦄 Is this the dawn of a new era, or simply a modern-day alchemist’s folly? Only time-and the price of Bitcoin-shall tell. The company’s grand design? To weave Bitcoin into the very fabric of their operations, lest they be undone by the chaos of fiat currencies. A masterstroke? A Hail Mary? Perhaps both. 🧙♂️
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