Oy vey! The United States Securities and Exchange Commission – those lovely bureaucrats, bless their hearts – have decided they need *more* time to ponder these Solana ETFs from Bitwise and 21Shares. More time! As if deciding whether to let people gamble on digital tulips is brain surgery! They’ve punted the decision all the way to October 16, 2025. That’s…a while. A *long* while. I’ve got relatives who age slower.
Apparently, these guys need to “evaluate” the Bitwise and 21Shares Core Solana ETFs. You think evaluating involves, like, staring intently at a blockchain? Maybe consulting a magic eight ball? The Cboe BZX Exchange is involved, which sounds suspiciously like a sneeze.
The SEC’s official statement? They need “sufficient time” to consider stuff. Sufficient time! What are they, amateur regulators? This is a disaster! A catastrophe of indecision! (Actually, it’s pretty standard for them, let’s be honest. 🤫)
And get this! This isn’t even new! They’ve been pulling this routine with other Solana ETFs from Grayscale and Fidelity, too. It’s like they’re deliberately trying to give crypto investors heart attacks. A very low-risk, incredibly profitable way to create chaos!
They’re drowning in ETF applications – XRP, Dogecoin… Dogecoin! The world has gone mad! – but apparently, the political winds are “favorable” now. Favorable for whom? The hedge funds? The Shiba Inu enthusiasts? I shudder to think. 😨
But the real tragedy? Solana’s price dropped! From a whopping $210 to…$192! The humanity! Approximately $72 million in SOL got “liquidated.” Liquidated! Like a bad stand-up routine! And it’s all because inflation dared to be *higher* than expected. Inflation! The eternal villain!
So, what’s a poor investor to do? According to the “experts,” we wait until October. October! I suggest learning to yodel. Or perhaps perfecting your borscht recipe. Anything to distract yourself from the impending doom… or, you know, a mild market correction. It could go either way. 🤷
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2025-08-15 04:22