Solana Gets Rich!💸

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They speak of progress, of unifying liquidity… ha! As if Tether, that shimmering mirage of digital security, suddenly cares for the common man! No, comrades, this is the scent of capital, hot and greasy, moving to where it can squeeze the most juice. They call it “Omnichain,” a grand word for simply shifting the weight of their gold – both real and imagined – onto the backs of the Solana network. $175 billion, they boast? A dizzying sum, enough to buy a small country, or at least a very large yacht for someone important.

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Tether’s USDT0 and XAUT0 Arrive on Solana via Layerzero

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Solana, that fast-talking upstart, receives a transfusion of Tether’s riches. Managed by Everdawn Labs – a name that sounds suspiciously like a forgotten morning – USDT0 and XAUT0 are presented as gifts to the people. Gifts, I say! As if any transaction involving such forces is truly selfless. It’s a spreading of roots, a tightening of control.

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They speak of unifying liquidity, of Solana’s growing… “dominance”? Bah! A fleeting moment of importance in the grand game of ledgers and keys. It’s all about decentralized finance (DeFi) and “real-world assets (RWAs)” – buzzwords to lull the masses into a false sense of innovation while the gears turn ever faster, grinding down the value of honest labor.

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And what is this “Layerzero”? A “multilingual translator” for blockchains? Sounds like a babble of bureaucrats, translating profit into more profit. A “trustless interoperability protocol” – a contradiction in terms, my friends! Trust is always demanded, seldom given freely. It’s a system for swapping data and digital value “securely”… as secure as a politician\’s promise, I wager. 😂

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Through the “Legacy Mesh” – a poetic name for a complex web of transactions – Solana is now linked to Ethereum, Tron, TON and others. A “cross-chain superhighway,” they call it. More like a gilded cage, keeping us all running in circles. No “wrapped tokens,” no “clunky bridges”… just seamless… confiscation.😉

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Tamar Menteshashvili of the Solana Foundation, speaks of “strengthening ecosystems” and “fastest and most cost-efficient access.” Fine words, easily spoken. Do they strengthen the ecosystems of the miners and the farmers, eh? Or only the wallets of those already swimming in the digital sea?

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$25 billion in bridge volume already! A river of numbers flowing into the hands of… whom, exactly? The question remains unanswered, as always. And Solana users can now enjoy all this… while paying “some of the lowest fees in crypto.” A small crumb thrown to the hungry, while the feast continues above.🙄

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And then we have XAUT0, bringing Tether Gold to the table. Gold, the age-old symbol of stability, now rendered into digital trinkets. A “glimmer of RWA stability,” they say. Hmm, a fool\’s hope! With gold prices soaring, they offer us a digital echo of value, a phantom security in a crumbling world.

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Lorenzo R., co-founder of USDT0, dreams of moving value as easily as sending an email. A naive dream, comrade. Value is not data; it is sweat and toil, sacrifice and struggle. And it will never flow so freely without a cost.

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FAQ

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What are USDT0 and XAUT0?
\nThey are merely rebranded instruments of control, digital puppets dancing to the tune of Tether. Managed by Everdawn Labs, a name that will likely fade into obscurity.

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What role does Layerzero play?
\nIt enables the illusion of connection, a complex network for obscuring the flow of capital and reinforcing the inequalities of the system.

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Why did Tether expand to Solana?
\nTo claim more territory, to extend its reach, to establish itself as the inevitable master of the new digital world. Don’t be fooled by talk of liquidity and efficiency!

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Who manages the integration?
\nThe same ones who always manage things: those with the power, the capital, and the indifference. Everdawn Labs, and beyond them, the silent architects of our digital fate.

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Solana Gets Rich!💸

They speak of progress, of unifying liquidity… ha! As if Tether, that shimmering mirage of digital security, suddenly cares for the common man! No, comrades, this is the scent of capital, hot and greasy, moving to where it can squeeze the most juice. They call it “Omnichain,” a grand word for simply shifting the weight of their gold – both real and imagined – onto the backs of the Solana network. $175 billion, they boast? A dizzying sum, enough to buy a small country, or at least a very large yacht for someone important.

Tether’s USDT0 and XAUT0 Arrive on Solana via Layerzero

Solana, that fast-talking upstart, receives a transfusion of Tether’s riches. Managed by Everdawn Labs – a name that sounds suspiciously like a forgotten morning – USDT0 and XAUT0 are presented as gifts to the people. Gifts, I say! As if any transaction involving such forces is truly selfless. It’s a spreading of roots, a tightening of control.

They speak of unifying liquidity, of Solana’s growing… “dominance”? Bah! A fleeting moment of importance in the grand game of ledgers and keys. It’s all about decentralized finance (DeFi) and “real-world assets (RWAs)” – buzzwords to lull the masses into a false sense of innovation while the gears turn ever faster, grinding down the value of honest labor.

And what is this “Layerzero”? A “multilingual translator” for blockchains? Sounds like a babble of bureaucrats, translating profit into more profit. A “trustless interoperability protocol” – a contradiction in terms, my friends! Trust is always demanded, seldom given freely. It’s a system for swapping data and digital value “securely”… as secure as a politician’s promise, I wager. 😂

Through the “Legacy Mesh” – a poetic name for a complex web of transactions – Solana is now linked to Ethereum, Tron, TON and others. A “cross-chain superhighway,” they call it. More like a gilded cage, keeping us all running in circles. No “wrapped tokens,” no “clunky bridges”… just seamless… confiscation.😉

Tamar Menteshashvili of the Solana Foundation, speaks of “strengthening ecosystems” and “fastest and most cost-efficient access.” Fine words, easily spoken. Do they strengthen the ecosystems of the miners and the farmers, eh? Or only the wallets of those already swimming in the digital sea?

$25 billion in bridge volume already! A river of numbers flowing into the hands of… whom, exactly? The question remains unanswered, as always. And Solana users can now enjoy all this… while paying “some of the lowest fees in crypto.” A small crumb thrown to the hungry, while the feast continues above.🙄

And then we have XAUT0, bringing Tether Gold to the table. Gold, the age-old symbol of stability, now rendered into digital trinkets. A “glimmer of RWA stability,” they say. Hmm, a fool’s hope! With gold prices soaring, they offer us a digital echo of value, a phantom security in a crumbling world.

Lorenzo R., co-founder of USDT0, dreams of moving value as easily as sending an email. A naive dream, comrade. Value is not data; it is sweat and toil, sacrifice and struggle. And it will never flow so freely without a cost.

FAQ

What are USDT0 and XAUT0?
They are merely rebranded instruments of control, digital puppets dancing to the tune of Tether. Managed by Everdawn Labs, a name that will likely fade into obscurity.

What role does Layerzero play?
It enables the illusion of connection, a complex network for obscuring the flow of capital and reinforcing the inequalities of the system.

Why did Tether expand to Solana?
To claim more territory, to extend its reach, to establish itself as the inevitable master of the new digital world. Don’t be fooled by talk of liquidity and efficiency!

Who manages the integration?
The same ones who always manage things: those with the power, the capital, and the indifference. Everdawn Labs, and beyond them, the silent architects of our digital fate.

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2025-10-16 09:09