Steak ‘n Shake’s Bitcoin Banquet: Salty Salads & Crypto Chuckles

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Hold onto your burgers, folks! Steak ‘n Shake is diving headfirst into Bitcoin, and El Salvador is the new playground! 🍔💸

Picture this: a fast food giant daring enough to accept Bitcoin-yes, the digital gold-while munching on their Happy Meals. “We were so honored to be in Bitcoin Country,” they gasped, probably while stuffing a burger in one cheek and Bitcoin in the other. 🥤🌎

Bitcoin Pizza? Nope, Steak 'n Shake Burger!

Started accepting BTC back in May, because nothing says “fast food” like paying with a currency that’s more volatile than my Aunt Edna’s temper. Their boss, Dan Edwards, whispered to CryptoMoon that soon everyone in every corner of the globe will be tossing Bitcoin bills for their fries. 💰🍟

And guess what? The sales shot up nearly 11%! Who knew that turning an ordinary burger joint into a Bitcoin superstore could be so profitable? Maybe we should all switch to crypto-dining, folks! 🚀🍔

Steak ‘n Shake’s ETH fiasco: The great Ethereum backpedal – because why not? 🤡

They poked the social media bear, asking if ETH should be accepted. Over half-yes, 53%-said “Yes,” probably just for the giggles. The backlash? Imagine a room full of Bitcoin fanatics throwing digital tomatoes: “ETH is centralized garbage. Bitcoin is freedom!”-said Ron Swanson, the hero we all need but don’t deserve. 🥩🖥️

Initially, they promised to listen. They even said, “We abide by the will of the people.” Yeah, right. Turns out, they listened to the internet’s greatest: their own backside. The poll? Suspended faster than you can say “blockchain.” “Who even authorized this?” they mused, probably while licking a Bitcoin-shaped lollipop. 🍭💻

Steak 'n Shake's ETH backtracker

But wait, there’s more! In November, they boasted about a lovely 15% jump in Q3 sales-better than McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, and Starbucks combined! Looks like crypto-crazed customers are salivating for more. And who can blame them? When life gives you lemons, make Bitcoin lemonade! 🍋💸

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2025-11-16 01:37