Well, my chums, it appears that Strategy-unfazed by the cold clutches of financial solemnity-has once again dipped its proverbial quill into Bitcoin’s lavish shopping basket, bidding adieu to 2025 with a sumptuous purchase, sweet enough to cover Louis XIV’s month-long fit of excess. They bought, oh, a mere 1,229 BTC as if they were handpicking a rather peculiar hothouse rose, for, so they say, a totalling stunner of $108.8 million.
A Grand Affair in the Name of Bitcoin
Gather around, for Strategy’s Chairman Michael Saylor, bedecked in the vicissitudes of business discourse-shared the tale on little X’s broadsheet: the company has acquired fresh Bitcoins. Spending over 88 grand on each digital doodad (or something akin) between December 22nd and 28th. Rather like indulging in behaviour most befitting a prodigal prince, wouldn’t you say?
Refined by talks with the illustrious US Securities and Exchange Commission, this acquisition whispers tales of the sale of Strategy’s MSTR stocks and the tender silence of at-the-market (ATM) exclusivity. Yet, last Monday stood aloof, unlike its brethren, with Strategy abstaining from any fresh Bitcoin dalliances, but heralding a nascent chapter: a new USD reserve-gorgeous in its conception, worth two billion and more, carefully allocated to ensure those perennial bothers-the dividend payments-decry never absence.
Saylor, in the very style one might expect, heralded significance upon Sunday’s missive with a depiction as bright as a publisher’s colour palette, complete with the grand suffix: “Back to Orange!” Urging us to anticipate a return to familiar spectacles of Bitcoin acquisition.
Oh, 2025, by your calendrical demise, you hint that this is perhaps our last rendezvous with Strategy’s annual report of Bitcoin purchases. The company now vaunts a treasury of 672,497 BTC-acquired for a staggering CZ30.44 billion while taunting a modest net profit at 16.85%, reminding us of times when the gains ran yet higher.
Previously held gains now skim upon a more modest level, prompting memories of October’s notorious bear-hug. Strategy marks its Bitcoin break-even at an astounding $74,997, with the coin itself striving to make history by regaining stability post-Flamboyant Fall-a romantic tale, to be sure.
BTC Courting Volatility’s Capricious Dance
As the grand open interest metric surged posthaste-much like a debutante’s excitement-is captured splendidly in the below artwork. Bitcoin, ever the intriguing subject of intrigue, soared post-rally alongside Ethereum, only to whimsically find solace at a previous plateau, now lingering at $87,500.
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2025-12-30 07:14