tag, not repeated in the body. Also, add humor and emojis. First, the title. Original title is long. Need to make it catchy and short. Maybe something like “Crypto’s 2025: Whales Are Buying, and You’re Still Panicking 🐳💸” That’s under 100 characters. Next, the body. The original has several paragraphs. Let’s infuse sarcasm and humor. For example, when talking about institutional investors, maybe add a quip about them being “smart” while others panic. Use emojis like 🎉, 🐕, 💸. Check for all images to retain. The image tag is there, so leave it as is. In the paragraphs, rephrase the data with Tina’s flair. Maybe mention Solana’s outflows as a “hot potato” and the US decline as “gracefully bowing out”. Germany’s turnaround could be a “redemption arc”. End with a joke about altcoins being the “unpopular kid” at the crypto party. Add emojis where appropriate but not overdo it. Ensure no markdown and no span tags. Also, make sure the title isn’t repeated in the body. Double-check the HTML structure. Make sure all tags are properly closed. Avoid any color styles. Alright, that should cover it. End of Thought (10.75s) Crypto’s 2025: Whales Are Buying, and You’re Still Panicking 🐳💸 Oh, you thought 2025 was gonna be the year everyone finally stopped obsessing over crypto? Silly goose. 🦆 Institutional investors are out here buying Ethereum, XRP, and Solana like it’s Black Friday, but make it digital. CoinShares dropped a report saying $582 million flowed into crypto products last week. And no, that’s not a typo-though we’re all still waiting for the “how to crypto” pamphlet. 📜 “The year began with a thrilling $671m inflow last Friday! It’s like watching a financial soap opera, but with more emojis.” Breakdown of the chaos: $512M into BTC (because why not), $119M into Ethereum (ETH? More like “ETH-oh my God, did you see the fees?”), and $10.7M into XRP (still waiting for that SEC drama to end…). Meanwhile, Solana lost $30M. Guess it’s the hot potato of cryptos. 🥔🔥 2025 ended with $47.2B in inflows-so close to beating 2024’s record. The U.S. led with $44.5B (down 12%, but still sipping champagne at the grown-ups’ table). Germany, though? Went from crypto’s villain to hero with $2.5B inflows. Redemption arcs, everyone! 🎬 Bitcoin products raked in $26.9B, while short-BTC schemes got $105M. Because nothing says “I’m a rebel” like betting against the OG crypto. 🙈 Ethereum flexed with $12.7B inflows (up 138%-take THAT, critics!). XRP? $3.7B (500% spike!). Solana? $3.6B (1,000% surge!). Altcoins, though? They’re the unpopular kid at the crypto party. Sentiment dropped 30%. Ouch. 👟 So there you have it: whales are buying, institutions are thirsty, and you’re still Googling “how to pronounce ‘blockchain.’” 🤷♂️