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Let me start by saying, nothing says “fun weekend activity” like wrestling with the IRS over crypto staking. Washington, ever the party animal, is now fixated on whether your digital assets should be taxed twice-once for existing and once for
 existing better? Lawmakers, in their infinite wisdom, have decided this might discourage people from doing blockchain things, which is wild because I’ve seen people pay $5 for a latte and not bat an eye. But hey, let’s prioritize network security over basic math.

Lawmakers Press IRS Ahead of 2026

Eighteen bipartisan House members, led by Rep. Mike Carey (because nothing says “unity” like 18 people agreeing taxes are confusing), wrote a letter to the IRS begging them to fix staking rules before 2026. Their logic? Taxing rewards only when you sell them would “better capture actual economic gain.” Translation: Stop making people pay taxes on gains that exist only in the ether of market whims. They also warned that current rules might discourage staking-oh no, what if people stop securing blockchains? The chaos! Next thing you know, we’ll be printing money on toilet paper.

The timing? Deliberate, they say. Like a well-timed dad joke, they want clarity before 2026’s tax provisions expire. Otherwise, we might end up with court rulings so absurd they’ll make “I Owe You $20” look like a masterclass in fiscal responsibility.

The PARITY Act and Broader Crypto Tax Reform

Enter Reps. Horsford and Miller, who’ve drafted the Digital Asset PARITY Act-a proposal so bold, it suggests taxing small stablecoin transactions like we do foreign currency exchanges. Genius! Because nothing says “financial clarity” like treating a $0.50 gain like it’s a minor inconvenience, not a taxable event. The bill also lets stakers defer income for five years, which is either a kindness or a bureaucratic loophole depending on how you feel about the word “defer.”

Supporters claim this is “interim relief,” which makes me think of a temporary fix for a leaky faucet that somehow lasts 20 years. The bill also extends wash-sale rules to crypto-because nothing says “investor protection” like making sure you don’t lose money twice on the same asset. It’s like the IRS finally got a sense of humor.

What Comes Next for Crypto Investors

So, what’s next? Congress seems to have agreed that crypto taxes need a “refinement” rather than a complete overhaul. Which is just a fancy way of saying they’ll argue about it for another decade. For now, stakers can either brace for a tax rollercoaster or hope lawmakers remember that “double taxation” sounds bad, even in a world where Bitcoin’s value fluctuates more than my dating app streak.

Cover image from ChatGPT, ETHUSD chart from Tradingview

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2025-12-23 11:14