The Cryptic Chronicles: Why Ethereum’s Ascendancy Mocks Bitcoin’s Existential Crisis 🎭

Ethereum, ever the dramatic ballet dancer, pirouettes to fresh all-time highs, leaving Bitcoin-our brooding Hamlet-to brood in the shadows. Analysts, those modern soothsayers, whisper of a September correction for BTC, a mere plot twist before October’s blockbuster rally. Oh, the irony! Bitcoin, the aging diva, awaits her cue to reclaim the spotlight just as the altcoin chorus belts their final, desperate aria. 🎭💰