Trump’s Crypto: Seriously?

Okay, so apparently, the Trump family decided they needed more money. Like, the golf courses and the hotels weren’t enough? 🙄 They launched a cryptocurrency called WLFI – which, honestly, sounds like a sneeze – and boom! $5 billion just… appeared. I’m not a financial advisor, but that feels fast. Like, “build a wall” fast.

Don Jr., Eric, and Donny (bless their hearts) are the “co-founders.” And Donald? He’s the “honorary co-founder.” Which is perfect, really. He’s excellent at being honored. He doesn’t even have to, like, *do* anything.

And get this: they own less than 25% of the thing, but it’s somehow their most valuable asset now. Which means their real estate portfolio is officially… underperforming. I’m picturing a very awkward conversation with a realtor. 🏠

Their plan? Burn the tokens. Yes, burn them. Which is great, symbolically. It’s like when you burn old photos of a bad relationship. Except, instead of emotional baggage, it’s… money. They’re hoping if they reduce the supply, the value goes up. It’s basic economics… or maybe just a really elaborate magic trick. ✨ Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t rule anything out. I’m just saying, if you see one of the Trumps with a lighter and a pile of digital coins, slowly back away. 🏃‍♀️

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2025-09-02 09:37