Ah, the markets! A theater of the absurd, where numbers dance and wallets weep. Behold, the grand spectacle of financial folly!
What farcical twist has fate wrought?
- The elusive bitcoin, that digital chimera, has taken a tumble, as if startled by a sudden sneeze from the great orange tsar himself.
- Behold, the mighty Trump, with a wave of his golden quill, hath decreed a 15% tariff upon the world’s treasures, as if the earth were but his personal bazaar.
- And lo, this 15%-a bold escalation from the mere 10%-doth defy the wisdom of the Supreme Court, whose robes seem but rags in this carnival of caprice.
In this absurdity
BTCBTC$68,350.16◢0.78%
On a Saturday, when the world should be at rest, the bitcoin, that restless spirit, did falter. Trump, the eternal showman, proclaimed via Truth Social-a platform of truths as fleeting as a shadow-that the court’s decision was “anti-American,” a phrase as weighty as a feather in a hurricane. And so, with a flourish, he raised the tariff to 15%, as if the world were but a game of dice in his hands.
“In the coming moons,” quoth the president, “we shall unveil tariffs both new and lawful,” a promise as vague as a foggy morning in St. Petersburg.
The bitcoin, ever fickle, first leapt like a startled hare, gaining 0.5%, only to plunge by 1%, as if realizing the folly of its own exuberance. Now it lingers at $68,000, while Ether, its companion in this dance, has dipped by 0.45% to $1,980. Oh, the whims of the digital realm!
And what of the Supreme Court, whose wisdom was cast aside like a worn-out shoe? Trump, undeterred, declared a 10% tariff, only to hike it to 15%, as if the world were but a stage for his endless theatrics. Oh, the irony! The court saith “thou shalt not,” and yet, the tariff rises, a monument to the absurdity of power.
Thus, dear reader, we stand amidst this financial farce, where tariffs soar, bitcoins wobble, and the world watches with a mixture of awe and bewilderment. What madness will tomorrow bring? Only the nose of Trump, ever pointing skyward, knows for sure.
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2026-02-21 20:01