Wall Street Still Underestimating Bitcoin: The Great Digital Gold Rush! 🚀💰

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In a conversation that probably made the wallflowers at Wall Street clutch their pearls, Michael Saylor informed Fox Business that Wall Street’s crystal balls are still cracked-failing to see Bitcoin‘s true wizardry. Because, evidently, they think digital coins are just some sort of fancy Monopoly money. 😏

Saylor, not known for modesty or hanging around between gigabytes, claims Bitcoin has historically handed out annualized returns of over 50%. That’s more than your garden-variety stocks and definitely more than your grandma’s savings account-which, frankly, might be as useful as a chocolate teapot. He insists that Bitcoin’s a ‘long-term asset,’ like a fine cheese, but one that actually gains value over time, instead of just smelling funny after a while.

Why Saylor Swears by the “Bitcoin Standard”

Saylor’s pitching a brave new world where companies toss some of their cash into Bitcoin’s mysterious digital vault and reap the benefits-think of it as throwing a bit of digital spaghetti at the wall to see if it sticks. Apparently, those clever companies could outperform the S&P 500 by a staggering 40% annually, making traditional bonds look as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy day. 🎨

As for the future, Saylor envisions a veritable tidal wave of institutions jumping aboard the Bitcoin express-moving away from the stodgy old legacy assets and embracing the decentralised nirvana of digital wealth. Because what’s the point of boring old stocks when you can have a shiny, unpredictable dragon instead?

Bitcoin’s Institutional Takeover?

Saylor predicts that, eventually (probably after someone proves it’s not just a passing fancy), Wall Street will wake up to Bitcoin’s potential. “Even if they’re late to the party,” he says wisely, “Bitcoin is unstoppable.” It’s like trying to stop a train powered by digital unicorns. 🚂🦄

Meanwhile, Bitcoin continues its record-breaking dance, leaving traditional finance whispering, “Maybe we should’ve listened… or not.”

The information here is just some friendly nudge towards your brain, not investment advice-because I’m not licensed, and I definitely don’t want to be held responsible if your crypto cat runs away with your savings.

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2025-08-15 02:32