Ah, behold! The enterprise now hath conceived a scheme so grand, to unveil a new class of shares most fancifully named STRC, priced at a most opulent $100 each! Who needs common sense when you have preferred shares, am I right? 🤔
The coffers shall swell, not merely for acquisitions of the fabled Bitcoin, but also to maintain the daily circus of operations! Strategy hath amassed over 607,000 coins—a quantity fit to make even a dragon of lore green with envy, all in its quest for crypto supremacy! 🐉💰
Enter the STRC shares, dubbed “Stretch,” which promise monthly dividends with a splash of grandeur, starting at a 9% annual yield! Ah, but beware—like the fickle nature of a lover, this rate is adjustable! Strategy shall find its hands tied, for there are limits to how low it may sink the payouts. And lo! Should the shares be redeemed post-listing, a princely sum of $101 plus any due dividends await! How tender-hearted! 💔📈
With the mighty guardians of finance, Morgan Stanley, TD Securities, and Barclays backing this theatrical venture, the stock of Strategy (MSTR) has ticked upward, as one might expect when the promise of $14 billion in unrealized Bitcoin profits doth loom like a tempting mirage in the desert of finance! 🌵💸
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