Behold, the XRP price chart, which currently resembles a cat that’s just realized it’s late for tea and forgot to comb its whiskers. At press time, it’s trading at $2.43, having tumbled 7% in 24 hours and 18% in a week. CoinGecko, that most solemn of digital oracles, reports this with all the enthusiasm of a tax auditor on a Monday.
A crypto analyst, EGRAG CRYPTO, has taken it upon themselves to accuse exchanges of “price inconsistencies,” a fancy way of saying “you’re all making this up as you go along.” They’ve noted that platforms like Binance, Bitstamp, Poloniex, and Coinbase disagree so much it’s like asking five different barometers what the weather is and getting a different forecast for each.
#XRP – Chart and Data Distortion 🎩🐇:
“This post is to find the best chart to use for a long-term view of #XRP from now on,” said the analyst, who clearly hasn’t tried using a sieve to separate fact from fiction. “We’ve seen distortions in the data, and I want to keep things clear without too many conflicting numbers.”
– EGRAG CRYPTO (@egragcrypto) October 14, 2025
To solve this crisis of confidence, EGRAG has declared they will now rely solely on the “Crypto Data Set,” a mysterious artifact said to average prices from top exchanges. This, they claim, provides a “stable and consistent view” of XRP’s price. Their new baseline? $1.40, which they’ve dubbed “the floor of sanity.”
“Based on the recent market manipulation, the low for XRP was $1.40, and that will be my baseline moving forward.”
ERGAG has also banned data from the previously mentioned platforms until further notice. One can only assume this is a strategic move to avoid the chaos of “conflicting numbers,” or perhaps they’re just tired of watching their charts dance like a caffeinated badger.
Key Chart Levels and Breakdown Explained 📉🔮
The analyst then delved into the “technical setup,” which involves a descending triangle-a geometric conundrum that suggests XRP should have dropped to $2.14. Instead, it’s stubbornly clinging to life between $2.40 and $2.60, like a toddler refusing to let go of a balloon.
“I’ll be genuinely concerned about the integrity of this cycle if we start closing 3-day candles below $2.00 and $1.91.”
If XRP falls below $2.00, ERGAG says they’ll reconsider their bullish view. One can only imagine the existential dread of an analyst who’s invested their reputation in a number that might vanish like a magic trick gone wrong.
Futures Market Shows Cooling Interest ❄️📉
XRP futures open interest has plummeted to $4.15 billion, down from over $9 billion earlier this month. This decline suggests traders are either bored, busy, or have finally realized that XRP is the crypto equivalent of a firework that just farts.
As XRP slipped under $2.50, open interest fell like a lead balloon at a hot air balloon convention. This indicates reduced speculative activity, which is probably for the best, as the market has been playing Jenga with the patience of a caffeinated badger.
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2025-10-14 22:26