XRP: Another Crypto? šŸ™„

So, this guy, James Wynn… apparently spent 24 hours researching XRP. Twenty-four hours! Like he’s solving the Riemann hypothesis. And then decides to dump a ā€œsignificant portionā€ into it. What constitutes ā€˜significant’? Twenty-five dollars? It’s always 25 dollars. And he wants us to educate him about the risks? Honestly. The nerve! 😤

  • This Wynn character invests in XRP after a cursory 24-hour investigation. A day!
  • Ripple, they bought a company. Then gave it a new name. Very fancy. Ripple Prime. Prime!
  • Apparently, if Ripple does well, XRP does well. It’s like, duh. But people need to say it.

He thinks it’s going to ā€œrevolutionize banking systems.ā€ Revolutionize! It’s digital money. It’ll probably just make things slightly more complicated and annoy a lot of people. And he admits it’s a gamble. Well, no kidding! Everything’s a gamble! 🤷

The whole thing just reeks of desperation, frankly.

$XRP… I’ve spent the last 24hrs going down the rabbit hole of. A rabbit hole? It’s the internet. It’s ALL a rabbit hole!…

I have decided to invest a SIGNIFICANT portion into XRP. ($25..+) Seriously? You had to add that? It’s so embarrassing.

I believe it could revolutionize the banking systems. It’s a gamble, as all investments are. Obviously. Why state the obvious?

Whether you are Team XRP or not. I want everyone to…

Ripple and Their Endless Acquisitions

They bought Hidden Road, renamed it Ripple Prime. They just keep buying things! It’s like they’re building a digital empire…or just trying to distract us from something. Probably something. šŸ¤”

Ripple has announced 5 major acquisitions in ~2 years. Five?! That’s a lot of meetings. A LOT. And I bet none of them went smoothly…

Brad Garlinghouse, the CEO – and I’m sure a lovely man – talks about an ā€œInternet of Value.ā€ What even is an Internet of Value? Sounds like something you’d order at a very pretentious restaurant. And the list of acquisitions…GTreasury, Hidden Road, Rail, Standard Custody, Metaco…It’s exhausting just reading it.

  • GTreasury
  • Hidden Road/Ripple Prime
  • Rail
  • Standard Custody
  • Metaco

And of course, ā€œXRP sits at the center of everything.ā€ It always does, doesn’t it? It’s always about the XRP. šŸ™„

Analysts and Price Jumps

Someone named CrediBULL Crypto – fantastic name – points out Ripple has a vested interest in XRP going up. They hold a whole lot of it. Imagine having that many tokens. I can barely keep track of my grocery list. 🤦

And XRP jumped 5%! A whole 5%! I mean, good for them. But let’s not get carried away. It’s still crypto. It could all disappear tomorrow. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So, Ripple’s expanding, Wynn is investing, and the price went up. It’s…something. I need a nap.

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2025-10-25 16:06