XRP Plummets: ETFs, SEC, or Just the Universe Trolling? 😂💸

Ah, the capricious dance of the markets! Just as the stars aligned for Ripple’s XRP, with not one but two exchange-traded funds prancing onto the New York Stock Exchange stage, the gods of finance decided to play a cruel jest. Bitwise’s XRP ETF, launched with such fanfare, was met not with applause but with the cold embrace of selling pressure. A second ETF in a week? Marvelous! Yet, the price of XRP, that mischievous token, decided to take a nosedive below $2. Oh, the irony! 🎭

One might blame the broader market, for indeed, the titans Bitcoin and Ethereum were themselves in a freefall. BTC, once soaring, now clings to $85,000 like a man to a sinking ship, while ETH languishes below $2,800. But XRP, ever the dramatic soul, outdid them all with its weekly losses. SOL, TRX, BNB-they held their ground, but XRP? It chose the path of maximum humiliation. 🌪️

And what of the ETFs, those shining beacons of hope? Canary Capital’s XRPC broke trading volume records, and Bitwise’s XRP secured a third-place finish. Yet, the market yawned and sold. “Sell the news,” they whispered, as XRP tumbled like a forgotten puppet. The SEC case, once a looming specter, was but a distant memory. Investors, poor souls, had dreamed of a price surge, only to wake to a nightmare. 😴💔

Below $2 it fell, a price not seen since the October crash. June, April-all those gains, erased like chalk on a blackboard. And so, XRP stands, a tragic hero in a comedy of errors, its yearly gains a distant mirage. What next? Will it rise like a phoenix, or continue its descent into the absurd? Only the markets know, and they, my dear reader, are as predictable as a Bulgakov novel. 🦋✨

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2025-11-21 10:37