XRP’s Big Breakout or Just Another ‘Almost’ Moment? 🚨 ETF Drama Ahead!

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Oh, joy. XRP’s “moment” is back. Again. 🙄 This time it’s the multiple ETFs hype train, because nothing says “confidence” like 11 funds all trying to launch. Canary Capital’s product “could debut late this week”! Because reliability is their brand. 💸

  • Growing speculation over XRP ETFs? More like growing speculation over which ETF will actually launch. 🤡 ETFs are like the flavor of the month at Baskin-Robbins… except with more paperwork.
  • Canary Capital’s ETF: “coming soon” since… when? 2017? Could launch “late this week”! Or maybe never. We’ve heard that one before. 🕵️♂️
  • $2.70 breakout? Oh, sure. And then we’ll hit $3.10-$3.40. Right after my dog becomes a billionaire. 🐶💸

Ripple (XRP) is rebounding from $2 like a boomerang. Investors must’ve forgotten the last 10 years of “this time it’s different” promises. 🤦♂️ 11 ETFs on DTCC’s list? Cool story. DTCC doesn’t regulate anything, but hey, let’s pretend it’s a merit badge.

Canary Capital says their ETF is “coming soon” 🔔. Late next week? Or maybe late next decade. Nate Geraci (Twitter’s financial oracle) is deeply invested in guessing the exact day. 🎉

Canary says spot XRP ETF “coming soon”…

Late next week?

– Nate Geraci (@NateGeraci) November 7, 2025

XRP price technical analysis

XRP “rebounds” from $2 like a deflated basketball. Bulls are defending $2 like it’s the last slice of pizza. 🍕 EMAs are “curling upward”? Sure, Jan. Technical indicators are doing their little dance. Yawn.

RSI crossed 50? Groundbreaking. Short-term momentum? More like short-term hope. If XRP closes above 55 EMA, maybe it’ll crawl to $2.70. Breakout? Then we’ll “retest” $3.10-$3.40. Which it’s done 47 times already. 📉

If Canary’s ETF miraculously launches, it might “reinforce the rebound”. Or it’ll tank like every other hype cycle. 🎩

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2025-11-11 13:14