XRP’s Whale Dance: 716 Million Dollars in Motion (No Giant Pufferfish Was Harmed)

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If by “news” you mean “a god of money named Mr. Dollar-bags holds a tiny fiesta,” then yes-XRP is back! On-chain data isn’t just dancing, it’s doing the Macarena with 716 transactions masquerading as “transactions” but really just expensive taxi rides for whales. Ali Martinez says this is the highest count in four months, which is impressive if your idea of fun is outbidding a cash machine. 🐉

These whale addresses? Oh, they’re thriving like Christmas trees in July. Moving funds with the subtlety of a parade through a moat, but the price tag stayed as flat as my dating profile photos. Stuck between $2.20 and $2.30 like it had a restraining order from volatility. 🐙

Binance workouts? Let’s just say the candles were doing hot yoga-tiny ranges, zero drama. Nothing to see here, folks. No trades above $5,000,000. Unless you count me scribbling “0.00000000 XRP” in a notebook 42 times for laughs. 🎯

Price, You’re In Focus, I Guess

Last summer’s whale shindig? A quaint slumber party compared to this circus. Back then, 500 transfers clinked like wind chimes in a hurricane. Now it’s 716-a new gold standard for financial triviality. 🏆

If these boundless locker-room stories repeat, traders will squint at charts like Soviets squinting at propaganda. Ever go toward $2.34-$2.38? That’s just the price’s version of saying, “I’m stretching, not sprinting.” But hey, if it cracks $2.40, I’ll personally send the whales a thank-you note and a fruit basket. 🎀

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2025-11-16 16:57