You Won’t Believe How Boring Bitcoin Is Today

CoinDesk Indices

CoinDesk Indices graciously hands us another riveting market update. Imagine the excitement: leaders and laggards battling it out in the high-stakes arena of the CoinDesk 20 Index. Spoiler alert: mostly laggards.

The CoinDesk 20 is currently straddling the thrilling line at 1982.06, down a dizzying 0.6% (-12.51) since 4 p.m. ET on Wednesday. Hold onto your hats.

Of the 20 brave souls in this financial gladiator pit, only one is having a good day. One. Like finding a single chocolate chip in a bowl of raisins.

Leaders: ICP (+1.5%) and BTC (+0.0%)-yes, Bitcoin is so impressive today it didn’t even bother moving.

Laggards: AAVE (-3.6%) and XLM (-2.7%), valiantly reminding us why we diversify in the first place.

The CoinDesk 20, that globe-trotting superstar, is traded on multiple platforms worldwide. Somewhere, in some country, someone is mildly entertained by this.

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2026-04-09 16:22