Ethereum’s Fever: Millionaires, Broken Wallets, and Record Transactions-You Won’t Believe #4!

August 2025 – They say everything in Moscow happens slowly, except perhaps a man falling in love or Ethereum pushing numbers. Today, the Ethereum network bustles with more activity than Pavel Ivanovich after three glasses of vodka, hitting a record 1.875 million transactions in a single day. 📈

Is it progress, or merely the feverish tremors before the collective hangover? ETH itself creeps toward its legendary high of $4,878, last witnessed in November 2021 when even grandmothers pretended to understand “layer-2 scaling.”

Analysts-those types who wear spectacles and never tip at restaurants-mumble that when everyone suddenly starts transacting, it’s a sign the demand for Ether is red-hot, or perhaps boiling over. Maybe it’s bullish sentiment, maybe just mass confusion, like chasing a cat through the fog. Either way, the only thing more active than the Ethereum network is Ivan Petrovich’s complaint about his wife’s borscht. 🥲💸

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2025-08-13 10:43