So, these… *entrepreneurs* at BTCS, a firm clinging to the coattails of that MicroStrategy fellow, have declared a dividend. A dividend, mind you, not in honest money, but in this… *Ethereum*. Fifty little kopecks worth, they say, per share. A princely sum, enough to maybe buy half a loaf of black bread these days. 🍞
They trumpet this as “innovative.” Innovative like strapping a samovar to a goat and calling it progress. Honestly! First public company to pay in this digital fluff? The world is ending, I tell you. 😩
And, oh, there’s more! A loyalty bonus! A generous thirty-five kopecks extra if you *willingly* hand over your shares to their little bureau and promise to sit tight until 2026. As if anyone actually *owns* these shares outright. More like renting a fleeting shadow, wouldn’t you say? 🤨 It’s a scheme to collect shares, plain and simple! Like vultures circling a carcass. 🦅
They call it “crypto integration.” I call it a fancy way to gamble with people’s hard-earned rubles. But who am I? Just an old man, muttering about the folly of youth and the ever-present stench of speculation. Bah! 😤
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2025-08-18 15:07