Trump Didn’t Save Razzlekhan: The Truth Behind the ‘Crocodile of Wall Street’ Claims

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Heather “Razzlekhan” Morgan, the self-proclaimed “Crocodile of Wall Street,” must’ve been daydreaming when she claimed that Trump swooped in to cut her sentence short. The reality? Well, she’s still got 18 months to stew in her own mess-though with a little help from some legal loopholes.

‘Razzlekhan’ Digs Herself Deeper After Trump’s Non-Existent Commutation

In a spectacle more bizarre than your average Tuesday, convicted criminal Heather Morgan hinted at a miraculous commutation by former President Trump. In a video that left much to the imagination, she gleefully shouted out, “Shoutout to Papa Trump for making my sentence shorter!” while, believe it or not, naked in a bathtub. Yes, you read that right. The “Crocodile” took her public meltdown to the next level.

But the world was quick to call her bluff, and soon enough, she was backpedaling. Morgan, no doubt in a post-prison epiphany, admitted that Trump’s commutation was nothing more than a fairy tale. Instead, her reduced sentence was thanks to programs like the First Step Act (FSA) and Second Chance Act (SCA)-not Trump’s miraculous intervention. Classic Razzlekhan, really. 🐊

“You see,” Morgan clarified in a somewhat sarcastic tone, “the American public seems confused about how the legal system works. Let me break it down for you, folks.” She went on to explain that thanks to the FSA and SCA, she was enjoying some extra breathing room in the form of home confinement, where, of course, she could still do whatever she wanted-so long as she asked first. Seriously, what’s next, a reality TV show in prison?

Here’s Heather Morgan with her husband, Ilya Lichtenstein. This is the couple who, in 2016, managed to swipe and launder $13 billion in Bitcoin. You know, just a casual crime spree. Ilya’s still serving time, though, which makes Heather the lucky one for now. 😬

Let’s take a moment to remember that the FSA was Trump’s brainchild back in 2018, while the SCA was George W. Bush’s initiative from way back in 2008. Morgan’s situation? Well, it’s a bit of a mix-up. She credits Trump for “more than 10%” off her sentence, thanks to the home confinement setup-where, mind you, she’s still tethered to a GPS bracelet like some sort of 21st-century ankle monitor enthusiast. 🏃‍♀️

But let’s get one thing straight: home confinement doesn’t mean “free to roam.” If anything, it’s just another cage-albeit a little less uncomfortable than a prison cell. Sure, Morgan gets to “go to work” (maybe as an influencer?), but she’ll need a chaperone in the form of a GPS tracker and a few random drug tests to keep things spicy.

Check out Heather Morgan’s “official” release date-still stuck in the clink until December 28, 2025. Guess she won’t be having a Trump-style holiday anytime soon! 🎄

Even after Morgan’s attempts to play the political card, the Bureau of Prisons database confirms she’s still under supervision. Her “release date” might be nearing, but for now, she remains an inmate, albeit in the cozy comfort of home. As for Trump’s role in this saga? Well, let’s just say the only thing he’s commuted here is the truth.

FAQ ⚡

  • Did Trump commute Heather Morgan’s prison sentence?
    Nope. No presidential intervention here, folks.
  • Why was Morgan’s sentence shortened?
    She took advantage of early release programs like the First Step Act and Second Chance Act. Real legal loopholes, not Trump magic.
  • Who created these programs?
    The First Step Act was signed by Trump in 2018, while Bush signed the Second Chance Act back in 2008. Talk about a bipartisan effort.
  • Is Morgan still in custody?
    Yep, she’s still under home confinement. Nice try though, Heather.

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2025-11-11 12:31