Behold, the Ethereum Foundation, with a flourish of its digital quill, has unveiled a “Trustlessness Manifesto” on the hallowed grounds of X! Alongside the illustrious Vitalik Buterin, they’ve penned a document so bold, it dares to claim Ethereum’s mission is to “enable coordination without trusted intermediaries.” 🤯 What a novel idea! Why, I’ve seen more trust in a pirate’s promise and a squirrel’s stash. The manifesto, stored on-chain in a contract so ownerless, even the ghost of a landlord would be confused, pledges to prioritize “credible neutrality, self-custody, and verifiability” over mere financial efficiency. 🧠🌕
And what’s this? The only function, pledge(), is a humble record-keeper, logging addresses and timestamps like a clerk in a 19th-century ledger. It emits a Pledged(address, timestamp) event so grand, it’s like a barn dance for blockchain enthusiasts. 🎟️🕵️♂️ One might say it’s the epitome of “trustlessness”-a world where even your grandma’s cookie jar is encrypted, and your neighbor’s cat is a DAO. 💰🐱
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2025-11-13 09:27